PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Breen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Breen
vs
Fergisson

170 cm
28
150 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

150 cm
26
154 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry
Charlie Wang's Monkey Cult Styles

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jordan Breen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fergisson looking to score a takedown here. Breen is defending well but Fergisson drives through and ends up in Breen's guard.
Fergisson looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Breen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fergisson trying to control the position from guard on top but Breen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Breen working a defensive guard here.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Fergisson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jordan Breen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fergisson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Breen tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Breen misses the shot to the body.
Breen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fergisson avoids a punch combination nicely.

Fergisson shoots in and bounces Breen off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fergisson throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Breen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Breen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fergisson.
Breen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fergisson on the ground.
Fergisson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Breen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Fergisson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fergisson wants to control from the top but Breen keeps moving.
Breen will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Breen is working an open guard so Fergisson takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

Fergisson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Fergisson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fergisson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Breen defending well though.
Fergisson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Breen does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura but Breen is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Fergisson to get the leverage.
Breen blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fergisson.

Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
Fergisson sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson wants to take a breather but Breen is having none of it.
Fergisson drops an elbow to the side of Breen's head.
Breen wants to improve his position but Fergisson is controlling well.
Fergisson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Breen's head.

Fergisson is trying to work for a kimura but Breen is defending well.
Fergisson drops an elbow to the side of Breen's head.

Breen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breen wants to improve his position but Fergisson is controlling well.
Breen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Breen.
Breen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fergisson postures up in Breen's guard and throws a big left but Breen blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fergisson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Breen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fergisson throwing strikes from guard but Breen blocks nicely.
Fergisson throws a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Breen throws a head kick that misses.

Fergisson scores with a takedown into Breen's guard.

Fergisson drops back looking for a leg! Breen is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Breen manages to kick Fergisson off! Fergisson jumps back into Breen's guard.
Fergisson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fergisson throwing strikes but missing.

Breen looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Fergisson passes into half guard.
Fergisson is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fergisson is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Fergisson extends the arm and Breen is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Fergisson!
Turd Fergisson really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Charlie Wang's Monkey Cult Styles logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.