PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marc Jay Lakay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lakay comes into the arena with LOSER!! It was you!! blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jay Lakay
vs
Collins

195 cm
23
255 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

190 cm
21
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Marc Jay Lakay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tommy Collins!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lakay checks a low kick from Collins.

Collins gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Lakay seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Lakay loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lakay throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lakay trying to control but Collins is working from the bottom.
Collins really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lakay. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lakay throwing strikes from guard but Collins blocks nicely.
Lakay keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Collins's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lakay drops back looking for a leg! Collins is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Collins manages to kick Lakay off! Lakay jumps back into Collins's guard.
Lakay throws a big right hand that misses.
Collins wants to sweep here but Lakay controlling him for the moment.
Lakay throwing strikes from guard but Collins blocks nicely.
Lakay lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Collins can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lakay trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lakay throws a big right hand that misses.
Lakay works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Lakay throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lakay lands a nice short elbow.
Lakay is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Lakay seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Collins for as long as he can get away with.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Collins is defending against the submission attempts here by Lakay.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lakay missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lakay controlling the action here.

Lakay is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lakay missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lakay stalling.
Lakay lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lakay not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Collins avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lakay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marc Jay Lakay dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Lakay manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Collins on his heels. He'll look to pass Collins's guard now, I'm sure.
Lakay pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Collins is keeping the position for now.
Lakay trying to control the position from guard on top but Collins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lakay in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Lakay thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Lakay forces his way into half guard.
Lakay throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lakay wants to lay and pray for a moment but Collins keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lakay frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lakay cracks Collins with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Lakay misses with a head shot.
Lakay scoring with strikes but Collins is staying in there.
Marc Jay Lakay overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lakay wants to control the pace but Collins is squirming around nicely.
Lakay unloads with some shots from mount but Collins bucks and avoids them well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Collins blocking the ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Collins taking shots to the head.
Lakay thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Lakay throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Lakay cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Lakay looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Lakay working Collins over with strikes here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Collins holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Lakay tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Lakay looking to control and managing it successfully.
Lakay pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Lakay working the ground and pound effectively.
Lakay has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lakay throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Lakay breaks from Collins's wrist control and lands an elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lakay lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Lakay sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Collins is squirming around, avoiding Lakay's attempts to control the action.
Lakay with the ground and pound from mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lakay lands a heavy elbow.
Lakay is landing with some decent strikes but Collins is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marc Jay Lakay dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Lakay closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Collins quickly recovers to half guard.

Lakay is looking for a kimura but Collins is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lakay to get the leverage.

Lakay is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Collins defends it well.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Lakay in particular looking to stall.
Collins is looking to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lakay content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Lakay scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Lakay is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Collins can do to turn this around?
Still in half guard, Lakay seems content to control.
Lakay missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Collins avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lakay.
Marc Jay Lakay is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Lakay seems content to control.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Marc Jay Lakay just wasn't active enough.
Lakay fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Marc Jay Lakay is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Collins thuds his right hand into Lakay's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lakay darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Collins throws a sloppy head kick and Lakay moves out of range easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Collins misses with an uppercut.
Lakay lands with a straight right. Collins didn't see that one coming.
Lakay's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lakay duly obliges.

Lakay shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Lakay showed some decent athleticism there.
Lakay throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Tommy Collins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lakay missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Collins avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lakay.
Collins is trying to stand.
Lakay not doing much here.
Lakay seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Lakay throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lakay content to control rather than advance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lakay is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Collins is just riding it out for now. Lakay eventually gives up the hold.
Lakay performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Marc Jay Lakay showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lakay has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight for Marc Jay Lakay!
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight for Marc Jay Lakay!
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight for Marc Jay Lakay!

Marc Jay Lakay wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Marc Jay Lakay rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.