PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hong Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Dickface
vs
Lee

200 cm
27
180 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

185 cm
28
170 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hong Lee!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lee gets a double leg takedown into Dickface's guard.

Lee decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Lee moves into the clinch.
Dickface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lee stops a takedown attempt from Dickface.

Lee turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Lee is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Dickface will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Lee tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Dickface is not content to let Lee control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee wants to stand but Dickface has his arm trapped.

Lee decides to stand back up. Lee steps back and let's Dickface get back to his feet.
Dickface misses with a left hand

and Lee counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Lee stopping the sweep attempt from Dickface.
Lee trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dickface swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dickface can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lee controls the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Hong Lee wasn't active enough on the ground.
Dickface clobbers Lee with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickface swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dickface sprawls well. Dickface wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lee gets slowly back to his feet.

Lee shoots in and gets a takedown into Dickface's guard.
Lee stopping the sweep attempt from Dickface.

Dickface is looking for a triangle but Lee pushes his legs off easily.
Lee throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee tries to stand but Dickface is controlling from the bottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lee passes into half guard.

Lee taking a breather but there's no such thing in a fight! Dickface has locked on to a kimura from the bottom - he uses it to sweep and is now looking to finish from the top position! He's got it! Lee has tapped! Great work by Dickface! Lay and pray doesn't pay, kids! Just remember, you heard it here first.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Mr Dickface!