PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pepito Manalotto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pamela Manderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manderson has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! The key to victory for Pepito Manalotto has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Manalotto
vs
Manderson

185 cm
28
170 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

187 cm
23
183 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

1337 ANZAC

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1337 ANZAC

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Pepito Manalotto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pamela Manderson!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Manalotto misses with a body shot.
Manderson looks gassed!
A looping hook to the body misses from Manalotto. Manderson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Manalotto misses with the combination.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Manalotto, right into the meat.
Nice body punch from Manalotto.
Manderson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Manalotto punishes Manderson's body with a nice straight punch.
Manalotto throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

Manalotto drops Manderson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Manderson looks back up at him and smiles so Manalotto waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

It looks like Pamela Manderson has been cut.
Manalotto throws a wild body kick that Manderson sees coming a mile off.
Manalotto lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Manderson at a distance.
Manalotto is looking to slow Manderson down with leg kicks.
Manalotto lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Manderson falls backwards - clearly groggy! Manalotto dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pepito Manalotto!
Pepito Manalotto really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that 1337 ANZAC logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.