PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chen Zen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Please (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zen comes to the cage accompanied by Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough . Please has chosen Dirty Talk as his entrance music. Zen has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Zen
vs
Please

189 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

200 cm
19
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chen Zen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bitch Please!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zen scores a takedown into full mount!
Please is wriggling around trying to escape.
Please is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Please bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Zen is striking from the bottom but Please uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Please controlling the action here.
Please landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Zen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Please on the ground.
Please sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Zen wants to get back to full guard but Please has passed into side control.

Please has an Americana. Zen didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Please is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Please hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Bitch Please!