PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laguna Lunaris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay McGrady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lunaris comes to the cage accompanied by Slash - Watch This. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jay McGrady was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Lunaris
vs
McGrady

170 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

189 cm
25
221 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Laguna Lunaris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jay McGrady!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lunaris is looking to clinch but McGrady is avoiding it.
Lunaris blocks the body kick.
McGrady throws a body punch but Lunaris moves out of range.
Lunaris wants to clinch up but McGrady keeps it at a distance.
McGrady tries to bum rush Lunaris with a series of wild strikes but Lunaris uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McGrady pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lunaris tries to clinch but McGrady is having none of it.
McGrady throws a chopping leg kick but Lunaris manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lunaris displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McGrady throws out the jab.
Lunaris tries to close the distance and clinch up but McGrady swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McGrady misses with an uppercut. Lunaris saw that one coming.
McGrady connects with a jab.
Lunaris tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McGrady paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Lunaris fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McGrady, pushing him back against the cage.
McGrady struggles to land a body shot inside as Lunaris controls his hands.
McGrady avoids a wild elbow strike from Lunaris.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGrady trying to stall but Lunaris improves his position.
Lunaris tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lunaris lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Jay McGrady has been cut.
Lunaris prevents a body shot from McGrady.
McGrady takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGrady swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McGrady misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lunaris misses with an elbow strike.
McGrady blocks the elbow strike.
Lunaris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lunaris throws an elbow but misses.
Lunaris throws an elbow but it misses.
Lunaris creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McGrady's defenses.

That has opened up Jay McGrady's cut even more.
McGrady throws a head punch that misses.
McGrady misses with a body punch.
McGrady misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lunaris tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lunaris misses with a knee to the head.
Lunaris just leaning against McGrady, taking a breather.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGrady blocks the elbow strike.
McGrady avoids a wild elbow strike from Lunaris.
McGrady tries to break free but Lunaris pushes him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGrady avoids the elbow strike from Lunaris, against the cage.
Lunaris blocking some punches.
McGrady blocks an elbow strike from Lunaris.
McGrady lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lunaris throws an elbow but misses.
McGrady is trying to break free.
McGrady throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lunariss head.
A short left from McGrady.
McGrady misses with a hook to the ribs.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McGrady as Lunaris tries to tie him up.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lunaris creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McGrady's defenses.
McGrady wants to stall.
McGrady working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The referee calls for Lunaris to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from McGrady fails to land.
McGrady scores with a shot to the side of Lunaris's head.
McGrady looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lunaris misses with an elbow strike.
McGrady blocks the elbow strike.
McGrady blocks an elbow strike from Lunaris.
Lunaris with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lunaris lands a damaging elbow.

The cut above Jay McGrady's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jay McGrady's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Laguna Lunaris!
Laguna Lunaris seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.