PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buster Asscap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Esari Nahkuri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buster Asscap is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Asscap
vs
Nahkuri

180 cm
25
218 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Buster Asscap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Esari Nahkuri!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asscap misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nahkuri counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nahkuri throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Asscap throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Nahkuri was covering up waiting for the punch and Asscap finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Asscap stands and throws Nahkuri's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Asscap cracks Nahkuri with a big elbow.
Asscap working the ground and pound from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nahkuri tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Asscap wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Asscap trying to control the action but Nahkuri is working from the bottom.
Nahkuri is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asscap working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Asscap controls the position from side control.
Asscap landing a few strikes.
Asscap connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Nahkuri some visible discomfort.
Asscap throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Asscap working the ground and pound but Nahkuri is defending the strikes.
Asscap landing strikes.
Asscap trying to control the action but Nahkuri is working from the bottom.
Asscap has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Asscap prevents Nahkuri from escaping the position.
Asscap grinds an elbow into Nahkuri's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asscap trying to control the position but Nahkuri is working away.
Asscap creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Nahkuri is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Asscap landing strikes.
Asscap works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

Nahkuri is rocked!
Nahkuri trying to remain calm as Asscap controls from the top position.
Asscap working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Nahkuri is still in real trouble! Can Asscap finish him?
Asscap in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Nahkuri looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Asscap turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buster Asscap!
A relieved looking Buster Asscap thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.