PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sun Wukong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tame kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Gristle McThornbody has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wukong
vs
McThornbody

190 cm
25
211 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

188 cm
28
210 lbs
23 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sun Wukong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McThornbody lands with an uppercut that bounces Wukong off the cage and back into range.
Wukong swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wukong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McThornbody ducks under a wild hook from Wukong.
McThornbody checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McThornbody blocks a jab.
Wukong misses with a head kick.
McThornbody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McThornbody misses with a takedown attempt - Wukong sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McThornbody lands with a nice body punch.
An inside leg kick from Wukong misses.
Wukong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McThornbody will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wukong tries to bum rush McThornbody with a series of wild strikes but McThornbody uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wukong throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wukong gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McThornbody.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McThornbody staying out of range there.
McThornbody fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McThornbody tests Wukong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wukong scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McThornbody doesn't seem bothered though.
Wukong throws a lazy uppercut
letting McThornbody counter with a right hand.

Wukong closes the distance and clinches.
Wukong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wukong on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McThornbody fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wukong tries to land a knee to the head but McThornbody blocks with his arms.
Wukong digs a right hand underneath McThornbody's ribcage. McThornbody let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McThornbody pushes off an throws an elbow but Wukong leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wukong is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McThornbody is defending well for now.
Wukong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wukong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McThornbody has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wukong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

McThornbody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Wukong clinches up with McThornbody and pushes him back against the cage.
McThornbody throws an elbow that misses.
McThornbody misses with a short punch on the inside.
McThornbody wants to stall.
McThornbody blocking some punches.
Wukong throws a punch but it's blocked by McThornbody.
Wukong blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McThornbody tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wukong prevents McThornbody from breaking the clinch.
McThornbody is working Wukong over against the cage.
McThornbody trying to stall but Wukong improves his position.
McThornbody fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wukong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McThornbody avoids it.
Wukong with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice left hand lands by McThornbody.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wukong.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McThornbody.
A nice left hand lands by McThornbody.
McThornbody blocks an uppercut.
Wukong throws a head punch that misses.
Wukong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McThornbody looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wukong misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wukong creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McThornbody lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wukong backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Wukong landing knees to the head.
Wukong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McThornbody blocks it with crossed arms.
McThornbody tries a body shot but Wukong blocks it.
McThornbody lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wukong misses with a knee to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Wukong as McThornbody tries to tie him up.
Knees to the body from Wukong.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Gristle McThornbody will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Wukong misses with a leg kick.
McThornbody loads up on a big right hand but Wukong slips the punch.
Wukong takes one to the chin there.
Wukong tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wukong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McThornbody.
McThornbody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wukong.
Wukong throws the kick towards the body but McThornbody avoids it.
McThornbody scores with a jab.
McThornbody connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Wukong! He's out on his feet! McThornbody rushes in and drops Wukong with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Gristle McThornbody!
Gristle McThornbody is the new light heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Gristle McThornbody made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.