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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gay Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hippaul Omega Weapon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Omega Weapon has chosen Faith No More - Land of Sunshine as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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206 lbs
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220 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gay Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hippaul Omega Weapon!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Mauricio Rocha and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucker lands with a shot to the body.
Omega Weapon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fucker counters with a nice low kick that buckles Omega Weapon's knee momentarily.
No joy there for Omega Weapon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Omega Weapon lands a big right hand that sends Fucker crashing to the mat! Omega Weapon stays standing though and waves Fucker back to his feet!
Fucker is rocked!
It looks like Gay Fucker has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Omega Weapon lands with a nice body punch.
Oh Fucker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fucker is breathing heavily.
Omega Weapon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Omega Weapon sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Fucker's defenses. It connects perfectly with Fucker's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hippaul Omega Weapon!
A very excited looking Hippaul Omega Weapon made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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