PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Darrell Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kg Grievous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes into the arena with Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb blaring out of the sound system. Darrell Quaid has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Quaid
vs
Grievous

188 cm
25
185 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

155 cm
23
180 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darrell Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kg Grievous!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Kg Grievous has been cut.
Grievous wants to clinch up but Quaid keeps it at a distance.
Good leg kick by Quaid there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Grievous walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Quaid connects with an inside leg kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Quaid.
Grievous misses with a head kick.
Quaid throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Grievous swings for the body but Quaid moves out of range.
Grievous fails with the takedown.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grievous's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Quaid connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grievous scrambles back to his feet.
Grievous throws a leg kick
and Quaid counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grievous throws a lazy head kick
and Quaid counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A left lands for Quaid.
Grievous shoots in looking for a takedown but Quaid manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Grievous's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Quaid is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Grievous looks gassed!
Quaid fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Grievous on the side of the head.
Quaid's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Quaid duly obliges.
Quaid lands a jab to Grievous's midsection.
Grievous closes the distance looking to clinch
and Quaid counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Quaid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body kick from Quaid.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Grievous.
Grievous on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Quaid is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Quaid connects with a leg kick. Grievous looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A nice combination there by Quaid.
Quaid lands a head kick!

That has opened up Kg Grievous's cut even more.
Quaid bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Grievous's head backwards.
Quaid keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kg Grievous seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping leg kick lands for Quaid.
Grievous walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grievous fails with a takedown attempt.
Darrell Quaid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kg Grievous.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Quaid.
Quaid is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Quaid slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Quaid connects with the punch.
Quaid wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grievous takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Grievous is trying desperately to land a takedown but Quaid is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Grievous.
A left lands for Quaid.
Quaid lands a high kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quaid throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Quaid listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Quaid lands a nice looking kick to the body. Grievous takes a step back to recover.
Grievous gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Quaid.
Quaid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Grievous walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Grievous walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grievous on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Quaid lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Darrell Quaid dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kg Grievous's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Grievous takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Grievous has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Quaid.
Quaid cracks Grievous with an open hand slap.
Quaid keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Quaid catches Grievous with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Grievous closes the distance looking to clinch
and Grievous takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Quaid scores with a decent looking hook.
A head kick misses from Grievous.
Grievous fails with an attempt to clinch.
Grievous is breathing heavily.
Quaid connects with a good right hand that stumbles Grievous. Grievous circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A head kick by Grievous misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Grievous takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Quaid lands with a shot to the body.
Quaid jabs Grievous to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Darrell Quaid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quaid lands a slapping body shot.
Quaid jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Quaid connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid lands a head shot.
Darrell Quaid is winning the standup battle so far.
Quaid connects with a leg kick. Grievous looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Quaid lands an impressive looking overhand right. Grievous doesn't seem phased though.
Quaid clobbers Grievous with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Grievous is rocked!

The cut above Kg Grievous's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Grievous has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Grievous gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Darrell Quaid!