PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tommi Kaleva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Lotion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kaleva might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Fort Minor - Remember The Name. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Kaleva
vs
Lotion

165 cm
21
150 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

153 cm
26
139 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

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BioLuvoil

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tommi Kaleva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Don Lotion!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Valeri Chadov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaleva is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kaleva with a lazy takedown attempt

and Lotion counters with a single leg into guard. Kaleva didn't expect that.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Lotion throws a strike but Kaleva rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Kaleva pushes down on Lotion's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Kaleva is looking to take a break and control but Lotion is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lotion is trying to get back to full guard.
Kaleva missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Lotion manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lotion wants to hit a switch here but Kaleva passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Lotion there!
Lotion wants to control but Kaleva is having none of it.
Lotion should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaleva scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Lotion is wriggling around trying to escape.
Kaleva trying to control but Lotion is having none of it.
Kaleva controlling his opponent.
Kaleva lands a big elbow.
Kaleva has his opponent pinned against the ropes, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lotion's face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotion is squirming around, avoiding Kaleva's attempts to control the action.
Lotion is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaleva trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Kaleva connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Lotion is rocked!
Kaleva controlling the pace for now.
Lotion is still in real trouble! Can Kaleva finish him?
Kaleva is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Lotion can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Lotion working to try and regain half guard.
Kaleva lands a big elbow - Lotion is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Lotion is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Tommi Kaleva!
Tommi Kaleva gave a mention to BioLuvoil in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).