PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fabio Melo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smelly Buttocks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fabio Melo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Smelly Buttocks's chin.

Melo
vs
Buttocks

191 cm
27
177 lbs
9 - 20 - 0

200 cm
24
202 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fabio Melo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Smelly Buttocks!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Edson Gomes and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Buttocks.
Melo looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Buttocks thuds a left hand into Melo's body.
Buttocks lands with an uppercut that bounces Melo off the cage and back into range.
Buttocks lands a nice looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Oooooh!!! Buttocks has knocked Melo down with a huge combo! Buttocks steps away and waves a wobbly Melo back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Melo is rocked!
Buttocks ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oh Melo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smelly Buttocks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buttocks plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Melo to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Melo just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Smelly Buttocks!