PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glen Quagmire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kallo Rattallan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quagmire comes to the cage accompanied by Die MotherFucker Die. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Quagmire
vs
Rattallan

185 cm
25
215 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

190 cm
22
212 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Glen Quagmire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kallo Rattallan!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rattallan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Quagmire shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Rattallan eats them both and turns towards Quagmire to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Kallo Rattallan has been cut.
Quagmire punishes Rattallan's body with a nice straight punch.
Quagmire misses with a looping left.
Rattallan ducks right into an uppercut from Quagmire.
Quagmire feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rattallan's calf.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quagmire swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Rattallan ducks right into an uppercut from Quagmire.
Rattallan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rattallan tries for a takedown but Quagmire sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Quagmire lands a body shot.
Rattallan shoots for a takedown but Quagmire saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Quagmire fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rattallan looks gassed!
Jab by Quagmire.
Quagmire bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rattallan's head.

That has opened up Kallo Rattallan's cut even more.
Quagmire scores with a jab. Rattallan acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Rattallan is rocked!
Quagmire scores with a hook to the body. Rattallan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Quagmire plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Rattallan swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Rattallan face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Glen Quagmire!