PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hogan might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Real American. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Hogan
vs
Boxer

190 cm
25
284 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

190 cm
27
222 lbs
40 - 19 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boxer doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Hogan counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hogan.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hogan throws a big elbow that misses.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Boxer is on top in guard.
Boxer is looking to work some ground and pound but Hogan has wrist control.
Hogan avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Boxer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Boxer throws a big right hand that misses.
Hogan is breathing heavily.
Hogan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Boxer throwing strikes but missing.
Boxer is looking to work some ground and pound but Hogan has wrist control.
Boxer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Boxer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Boxer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hogan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Boxer postures up in Hogan's guard and throws a big left but Hogan blocks it.
Boxer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hogan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Boxer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hogan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Boxer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Boxer lands a couple of digs.
Boxer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Boxer postures up in Hogan's guard and throws a big left but Hogan blocks it.
Boxer passes into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boxer is nestled in close to Hogan, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Boxer throwing shots but Hogan is blocking nicely.
Boxer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Boxer.
Boxer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Boxer lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Boxer drops an elbow to the side of Hogan's head.
Boxer passes the guard and advances to mount!
Boxer throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer throwing strikes here but Hogan is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Hogan avoids a series of strikes thrown by Boxer.
Boxer lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boxer throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Boxer thowing shots but they're missing.
Boxer throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Boxer cracks Hogan with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Boxer lands a nice shot to the head.
Boxer sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Boxer landing strikes from the mount and Hogan is in trouble!

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hogan avoids a series of strikes thrown by Boxer.
Boxer unloading with bombs!
Boxer punching from mount but Hogan doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Boxer lands a big shot there that rocks Hogan but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Boxer looking to finish with strikes here!
Hogan is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Boxer looking to ground and pound but Hogan is blocking nicely.
Boxer throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
A nice elbow there by Boxer.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boxer thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Boxer lands with some strikes.

Hogan is rocked!
Boxer with shots to the head and body - Hogan looks very uncomfortable down there.
Oh Hogan is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boxer cracks Hogan with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Boxer throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Boxer throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Boxer postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Hogan bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Boxer and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barbara Boxer!
Barbara Boxer is the new super heavyweight champion!
Barbara Boxer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.