PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vincent Morrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Jeremy
vs
Morrison

187 cm
25
214 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

186 cm
29
215 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vincent Morrison!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Dean Styles and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy lands a high kick!

It looks like Vincent Morrison has been cut.
Decent striking displayed by Morrison there.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Jeremy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Morrison avoids the punch easily.
Morrison with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Morrison feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jeremys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Morrison avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
No joy there for Morrison, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Morrison throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Jeremy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Morrison swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Morrison tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy with a nice cross.
Jeremy takes a swing at Morrison's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morrison's corner calls for a 1-2. Morrison obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jeremy avoids the head kick by Morrison.
Morrison avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Morrison lands a slapping body shot.
Jeremy lands a nice shot to the body.
Morrison goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jeremy walks into a straight right hand from Morrison.
Morrison takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jeremy scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Morrison throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Morrison.
Morrison takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Morrison.
Decent striking displayed by Jeremy there.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Morrison manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Morrison has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jeremy lands a body shot.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Jeremy blocks a head kick by Morrison.
Morrison misses the shot to the body.
A head kick by Morrison misses
and Jeremy counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples Morrison! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ron Jeremy!
In his post fight interview, Ron Jeremy started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.