PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sonny Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Black
vs
Bot

185 cm
19
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
20
196 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Black!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sonny Bot!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Black lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bot has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bot and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
No joy there for Black, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Black swats away the attempt to clinch by Bot.
Black fails to land with a series of punches.

Black scores a takedown into full mount!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bot can't escape the position.
Bot regains half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Black winds up and cracks Bot with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Bot is defending against the submission attempts here by Black.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bot trying to control here.
Black is pressing down on Bot's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bot is holding on for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Black wants to control but Bot is keeping him busy.
Black working the head and body with strikes.
Ground and pound from Black.
Black lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Black scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bot keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Black connects with a nice short shot to Bot's temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Black lands a nice short elbow.
Black with the ground and pound but Bot uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Black lands a couple of digs.
Black lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bot preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Black is in close to Bot's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Bot keeping moving, preventing Black from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Black working some strikes from top position.
Black cracks Bot with a solid left hand.
Black missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Black trying to control but Bot is working from the bottom.
Black with a flurry of punches that miss.
Black throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bot works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bot keeping moving, preventing Black from controlling successfully.
Black scoring with punches to the head and body.
Black has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Black pushing down on Bot's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Black moves nicely into side control.

Black tries for a kimura but Bot is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Black creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Black looks up at the clock and then as Bot takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Black smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Bot is pushing Black's head away, looking to escape. Black manages to hold on to the position though.
Black landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

It looks like Sonny Bot has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Black lands an elbow.
Black is putting a hurting on Bot here, landing some big shots from side control.
Black in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Bot looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Black turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Black!
After winning the bout, Jack Black thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.