PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Do Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Del Piero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Me kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Do Re Me. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Me
vs
Del Piero

190 cm
20
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

191 cm
24
197 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Do Me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Albert Del Piero!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Del Piero takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Del Piero misses with a takedown attempt

and Me counters with a shoot takedown. Del Piero fights it but they end up in guard.
Me content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Me is pushing down on Del Piero's leg trying to pass to half guard. Del Piero is fighting to maintain full guard but Me has managed to sneak the leg through.
Me has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Me perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

Me decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Del Piero.
Me throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Me throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Del Piero tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Me is in Del Piero's guard.
Me controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Del Piero looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Me lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Me cracks Del Piero with a solid left hand.
Me scoring with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me is pushing down on Del Piero's leg trying to pass to half guard. Del Piero is fighting to maintain full guard but Me has managed to sneak the leg through.
Me lands with a punch from half guard.
Me winds up and cracks Del Piero with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Well, if Me is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Del Piero has hold of Me's hands but Me slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Me slips a nice elbow through Del Piero's hands, connecting with Del Piero's forehead.
Me drops an elbow to the side of Del Piero's head.
Me uses his free foot to push down on Del Piero's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Del Piero.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Me landing strikes, looking to finish!
Del Piero is in a horrible position here. Me smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Me fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Del Piero is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Me unloading with bombs!
Me scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Me landing strikes, looking to finish!

Del Piero is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Me! Del Piero is hurt baaadly! Me is firing away with more strikes - Del Piero is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Do Me!
A very excited looking Do Me made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.