PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy My Chick Bad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). My Chick Bad's entrance music is Game Over. A fine choice. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Brock Lesnar enters the cage!

My Chick Bad
vs
Lesnar

195 cm
25
270 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

191 cm
32
275 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tommy My Chick Bad!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
My Chick Bad throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
My Chick Bad wants to clinch up but Lesnar keeps it at a distance.
My Chick Bad takes one on the button.
Lesnar dives in and grabs My Chick Bad's left leg, looking for a takedown. My Chick Bad pushes down on Lesnar's head and hops out.

Lesnar is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in My Chick Bad's half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Lesnar working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on My Chick Bad's thigh. My Chick Bad counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but My Chick Bad keeps moving.
My Chick Bad pulls Lesnar in close to prevent any damage.
My Chick Bad wants to sweep but no luck.
My Chick Bad is working hard here to advance position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. My Chick Bad is keeping the position for now.
My Chick Bad wants to stand but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Lesnar pushing down on My Chick Bad's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Lesnar is figuring out what he wants to do next.
My Chick Bad taking some punishment here, with Lesnar in his half guard.
Lesnar throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
My Chick Bad is concentrating on defense, preventing Lesnar from advancing position.
Lesnar wants to pass the guard but My Chick Bad is defending well.
My Chick Bad on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if My Chick Bad tries to get out of the position.
My Chick Bad wants to improve his position but Lesnar is controlling well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar thows a huge punch but My Chick Bad dodges it nicely.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
My Chick Bad tries to get to full guard but Lesnar has control of the leg.
My Chick Bad keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lesnar thows a huge punch but My Chick Bad dodges it nicely.
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lesnar trying to control from half guard but My Chick Bad is working away.
Lesnar content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lesnar is looking to advance position but My Chick Bad won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. My Chick Bad defending well though.
My Chick Bad is trying to stand up here but Lesnar is controlling him well.
Lesnar throwing shots but My Chick Bad is blocking nicely.
Nice strikes from Lesnar there.
Lesnar wants to pass to mount but My Chick Bad is defending the position.
Lesnar is controlling the pace.
Lesnar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed My Chick Bad's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar wants to pass the guard but My Chick Bad is defending well.
Lesnar is nestled in close to My Chick Bad, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lesnar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lesnar thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
My Chick Bad blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lesnar.
Lesnar looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
My Chick Bad has hold of Lesnar's hands but Lesnar slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Lesnar scores with a jab to the body.
Nice cross by Lesnar.
Lesnar tries to bum rush My Chick Bad with a series of wild strikes but My Chick Bad uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
My Chick Bad digs a good hook to Lesnar's body.
My Chick Bad misses with a hook. Lesnar ducked under it nicely.
Lesnar lands with a good body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Lesnar shoots in and bounces My Chick Bad off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Lesnar trying to control but My Chick Bad is working from the bottom.
Lesnar postures up.
My Chick Bad has momentary wrist control but Lesnar slips an elbow through the middle.
My Chick Bad has momentary wrist control but Lesnar slips an elbow through the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Lesnar trying to control but My Chick Bad is working from the bottom.
Lesnar loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
My Chick Bad taking a bit of punishment here - Lesnar scoring with strikes.
Lesnar sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but My Chick Bad is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
My Chick Bad is not content to let Lesnar control the position.
Lesnar controls the position from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My Chick Bad is trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
My Chick Bad trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Lesnar misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Lesnar slows the pace down.
Lesnar in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Lesnar lands an elbow.
Lesnar in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
My Chick Bad defending against the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
My Chick Bad manages to work his way to half guard, despite Lesnar's best efforts.
Lesnar thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Brock Lesnar has got the better of the ground game so far.
Lesnar throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lesnar drops an elbow to the side of My Chick Bad's head.
My Chick Bad is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Lesnar scores with a couple of nice shots.
Lesnar is trying to control the action in half guard but My Chick Bad is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
My Chick Bad regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Lesnar.
Lesnar sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed My Chick Bad's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
My Chick Bad avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lesnar.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lesnar slips a nice elbow through My Chick Bad's hands, connecting with My Chick Bad's forehead.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Lesnar wants to pass the guard but My Chick Bad is defending well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lesnar lands a nice short elbow.
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
My Chick Bad wants to get back to his feet.
Lesnar performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

A shot to the body from Lesnar misses
and My Chick Bad counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lesnar fails with a takedown attempt.
My Chick Bad tries to clinch there but Lesnar circles away.
My Chick Bad lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Lesnar moves forwards but My Chick Bad connects with a nice, crisp jab.
My Chick Bad looks for the body kick but Lesnar saw that one coming.
A left and a right from My Chick Bad both land. Nice combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
My Chick Bad lands an overhand right.

My Chick Bad drives through and clinches with Lesnar against the cage.
My Chick Bad gets underhooks to prevent Lesnar's takedown attempt.
My Chick Bad misses with the head strike.
My Chick Bad lands an uppercut.
Lesnar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
My Chick Bad prevents Lesnar from breaking the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnar.

That's one minute gone in the round.

My Chick Bad escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
My Chick Bad wants to slow Lesnar down by chopping away at his legs.
My Chick Bad tries to clinch up.
Lesnar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but My Chick Bad was well out of range. Poor timing from Lesnar.
My Chick Bad doesn't manage to clinch there - Lesnar circles away.
Lesnar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
My Chick Bad tries to work over Lesnar's front leg with a kick but Lesnar checks it.
My Chick Bad throws a nice outside leg kick.
My Chick Bad cracks Lesnar with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
My Chick Bad misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lesnar.
My Chick Bad misses with a combination
and Lesnar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jab from My Chick Bad.
Lesnar misses with a looping right.
Lesnar takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
My Chick Bad scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lesnar doesn't seem bothered though.
My Chick Bad throws a big shot that misses.
Lesnar scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
My Chick Bad misses with a lunging right hand
and Lesnar counters with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
My Chick Bad looks to land a combination but Lesnar avoids it well.
My Chick Bad wants to land a leg kick but Lesnar is out of range.
Lesnar thuds his right hand into My Chick Bad's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
My Chick Bad throws a hook but Lesnar blocks it.
My Chick Bad doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
My Chick Bad walks into a left hand.
My Chick Bad swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Tommy My Chick Bad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
My Chick Bad takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Tommy My Chick Bad has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
My Chick Bad misses with a two punch combination.
My Chick Bad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lesnar manages to avoid it.
Lesnar lands a nice shot that snaps My Chick Bad's head back.
Tommy My Chick Bad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar lands with a nice body punch.
Lesnar digs a good hook to My Chick Bad's body.
Lesnar cracks My Chick Bad with a good jab.
Lesnar shoots in but no luck this time.

My Chick Bad gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lesnar working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lesnar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lesnar in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lesnar postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Lesnar prevents My Chick Bad from getting back to his feet.
Lesnar scoring with some ground and pound.
Lesnar throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
My Chick Bad keeping full guard, as Lesnar tries to pass.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lesnar trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lesnar passes My Chick Bad's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brock Lesnar comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lesnar winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brock Lesnar!
Brock Lesnar is the new heavyweight champion!
Brock Lesnar thanked the fans post fight for their support.