PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gay Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bareris Anskuld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fucker
vs
Anskuld

187 cm
25
206 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

185 cm
25
220 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gay Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bareris Anskuld!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Matheus Silva and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucker throws a lazy uppercut
and Anskuld counters with a left and a right that stings Fucker.
Anskuld shoots in for a double leg but Fucker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Fucker misses with a right hand
and Anskuld counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fucker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fucker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucker swinging wildly here.
Anskuld jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Anskuld throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anskuld shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fucker tries to score with a low kick but Anskuld moves his leg out of the way.
Anskuld falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fucker counters with an outside leg kick.
Fucker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Anskuld keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Anskuld throws a series of punches but Fucker moves out of range.
Fucker dodges the punch combination from Anskuld.
Anskuld tries to clinch but Fucker moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anskuld rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fucker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gay Fucker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fucker tried to score with a low kick but Anskuld checks it.
Fucker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Anskuld shoots in but no luck this time.
Gay Fucker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bareris Anskuld.
Fucker throws a quick inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fucker. That's going to slow Anskuld down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Anskuld looks gassed!
Anskuld keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Fucker finds it's way through Anskuld's defenses.

It looks like Bareris Anskuld has been cut.
Anskuld tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fucker was well out of range. Poor timing from Anskuld.
A leg kick checked by Anskuld.
Anskuld is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fucker sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Fucker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fucker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fucker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Anskuld. Anskuld circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anskuld takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anskuld. Fucker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fucker throws a wild body kick that Anskuld sees coming a mile off.
Anskuld is trying desperately to land a takedown but Fucker is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Anskuld.
Fucker lunges at Anskuld with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Anskuld's hand.
Anskuld has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Fucker.
Fucker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fucker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anskuld connects with a single shot there.
Anskuld throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gay Fucker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bareris Anskuld's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Fucker throws a sloppy head kick and Anskuld moves out of range easily.
Anskuld scores with a jab. Fucker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fucker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anskuld throws a poor cross that misses
and Fucker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anskuld fails to land with a series of punches.
A head kick misses from Fucker.
Anskuld lands a jab-cross combination.
Anskuld misses with a looping left.
Fucker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anskuld manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anskuld connects with a body shot.
Anskuld cracks Fucker with an open hand slap.
Fucker throws a wild body kick that Anskuld sees coming a mile off.
Anskuld shoots for a takedown but Fucker saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Anskuld keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fucker.
Fucker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anskuld.
Fucker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fucker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Anskuld misses.
The crowd cheers as Anskuld lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fucker doesn't seem phased though.
Anskuld lands with a shot to the body.
Bareris Anskuld is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fucker pushes Anskuld away with a front kick.
Fucker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Anskuld is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anskuld fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fucker throws a jab but it's blocked by Anskuld.
Anskuld closes this distance looking for a takedown but Fucker circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Anskuld shoots for a takedown but Fucker saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gay Fucker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bareris Anskuld.
Anskuld takes a swing at Fucker's ribcage but misses.
Anskuld throws a hook to the side of Fucker's head but Fucker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Anskuld lands with a shot to the body.
Anskuld scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fucker doesn't seem bothered though.
Fucker lands a head shot.
Fucker scores with a nice head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucker needs to keep his hands up - Anskuld had a free shot at his head there.
Anskuld wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Anskuld clinches with his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short left from Fucker.
Fucker is trying to break the clinch but Anskuld has him pressed against the ropes.

Fucker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice uppercut there from Anskuld.
Anskuld punishes Fucker's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bareris Anskuld showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bareris Anskuld's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Anskuld's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fucker connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Anskuld scrambles back to his feet.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fucker.
Anskuld throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Anskuld misses with an uppercut.
Fucker throws a hook to the side of Anskuld's head but Anskuld sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Anskuld misses with the combination.
Fucker misses with an uppercut. Anskuld saw that one coming.
Jab, jab by Anskuld - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker throws a body kick that misses.
Fucker finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

Anskuld fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Fucker to the ground. Anskuld is now in Fucker's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Fucker keeping full guard, as Anskuld tries to pass.
Anskuld wants to control from the top but Fucker keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucker has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Anskuld throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Anskuld misses with a straight right.
Anskuld misses the body punch
and Fucker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anskuld checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Anskuld gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fucker lands an elbow that stopped Anskuld in his tracks for a moment.
Nice body punch from Fucker.
Anskuld is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Fucker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Fucker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Fucker manages to break the clinch.
Horrible takedown by Anskuld or perhaps it was just good defense by Fucker which made him look bad.
Anskuld takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Anskuld misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anskuld throws a hook but Fucker avoids it easily.
Anskuld lands with a shot to the body.
Anskuld throws a left and a right that both miss
and Anskuld takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That has opened up Bareris Anskuld's cut even more.
Fucker swings widly with a right hand
and Anskuld makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fucker lands with a nice body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucker lands a nice shot that snaps Anskuld's head back.
Fucker walks into a left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bareris Anskuld.
I think Anskuld has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bareris Anskuld!
An out of breath Bareris Anskuld thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.