PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Richard Richmond The Eight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richie Strath (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Strath has chosen Parallel Universe as his entrance music. Richie Strath is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Richmond The Eight
vs
Strath

188 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

195 cm
20
180 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Richard Richmond The Eight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Richie Strath!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Strath has Richmond The Eight up against the ropes in a clinch.

Richmond The Eight breaks the clinch.

Strath lands a left and a right that sends Richmond The Eight crashing to the canvas! Strath dives into mount looking to finish!

It looks like Richard Richmond The Eight has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Richmond The Eight is in all sorts of trouble here.
Richmond The Eight tries to lock up and control but Strath gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Strath landing strikes from the mount and Richmond The Eight is in trouble!
Strath is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Richmond The Eight is looking to improve his position but Strath isn't that keen on the idea.
Strath thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The referee warns Richmond The Eight that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Richard Richmond The Eight's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Richard Richmond The Eight's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Richie Strath!
A very excited looking Richie Strath made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.