PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Couture's entrance music is Amazing. A fine choice. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Couture
vs
Pisse

185 cm
24
215 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

180 cm
24
205 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

ĄFFĄKĘTIΘN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randy Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Alec Ball and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couture throws a right hand that misses
and Pisse counters with a nice body shot.
Pisse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Couture does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse walks into a straight right hand from Couture.
Nisse Pisse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Couture circles away quickly and effectively.
Couture misses the jab.
Pisse misses with a body shot.
Couture showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pisse.
Couture takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse fails with a takedown attempt.
Couture throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pisse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Couture moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Couture throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Couture looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pisse throws a right hand that Couture ducks under and follows up with a left that Couture also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Couture.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pisse, right into the meat.
Pisse feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Coutures jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Couture takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Couture on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pisse lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pisse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Couture throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse throws a right hand that Couture ducks under and follows up with a left that Couture also avoids with ease.
Couture wants to clinch.
Couture takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pisse scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Couture throws a shot from downtown. Pisse moves away and avoids it.

Couture closes the distance and pushes Pisse back into the cage.
Couture lands a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pisse breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Couture throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pisse scores with a one two! Couture had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Couture wants to clinch.
A lazy left from Pisse finds it's target.
Pisse is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Couture rather than just go for the knockout.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pisse throws a right hand that Couture ducks under and follows up with a left that Couture also avoids with ease.
The fighters circling - Couture throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pisse lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Couture backs up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Couture doesn't manage to clinch there - Pisse circles away.
Couture tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pisse swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice cross by Pisse.
Pisse scoring well with a low kick there.

Couture rushes Pisse and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Couture is looking to control Pisse's arms but Pisse gets an underhook and turns him. Now Couture has his back to the cage.
Couture tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisse's elbow.
Couture works on Pisse's body with a couple of short punches.
Couture gets through Pisse's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pisse working hard to break the clinch.
Couture misses with a body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Couture stalling.
Pisse tries to break the clinch but Couture is controlling the position.

Pisse escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Couture tries to clinch but Pisse moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pisse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Couture slips a jab and a cross from Pisse.
Pisse moves away from the strike by Couture.
Couture loads up on a big right hand but Pisse slips the punch.
Pisse connects with a high kick.
Pisse ducks under a wild hook from Couture.

Pisse tries to keep at a distance but Couture has taken the fight into the clinch.
Couture fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Pisse on the inside.
Couture prevents Pisse from breaking the clinch.
Couture misses with a body punch.

Pisse breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pisse lands a glancing blow to the side of Couture's head.
Nice straight punches there by Pisse. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pisse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Couture throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisse counters with a three punch combo that has Couture backing up. Couture nods at Pisse to acknowledge the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Couture. Pisse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pisse lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Pisse.

Couture gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pisse wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse misses with the head strike.
Couture works on Pisse's body with a couple of short punches.
Couture lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pisse has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pisse is trying to push Couture away but Couture has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Couture tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisse's elbow.
Couture cracks Pisse with a nice body shot.
Pisse blocks a body shot from Couture.
A frustrated look appears on Pisse's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pisse has Couture pressed against the cage, preventing Couture from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Couture stalling.
Pisse blocks a body shot from Couture.
Pisse prevents a body shot from Couture.
Couture tries a body shot but Pisse blocks it.
Couture lands a left hand.
Pisse is trying to break free.
Couture throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Couture's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Couture presses Pisse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Pisse manages to break the clinch.
Couture cracks Pisse with an open hand slap.
Couture tries to close the distance and clinch but Pisse swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Randy Couture is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisse misses with a double jab
and Couture counters with a stiff right hand.
Pisse is breathing heavily.
Couture throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pisse counters with a one-two to the body.
Couture throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pisse counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Couture blocks a leg kick.
Pisse looks to land a body kick but Couture moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Couture dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Couture misses with an uppercut. Pisse saw that one coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pisse.
Couture on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pisse.
Pisse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Couture throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pisse.
Pisse with a nice cross.
Pisse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Couture is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
Pisse connects with a body shot that sends Couture's belly button to the back.
Pisse avoids the body shot from Couture.
Couture misses with a straight right.
Pisse staying out of range there.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pisse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisse cracks the inside of Couture's front leg.
Pisse keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse throws a nice looking combination but Couture bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Couture swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Couture takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Couture throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Couture misses with a hook
and Pisse counters with a good, hard body kick but Couture shrugs it off.
Couture tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pisse swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Couture throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisse.
Couture takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Couture misses.
Pisse lands a nice hook to Couture's body. Couture takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pisse. That's going to slow Couture down.
Pisse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Couture moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisse swinging wildly here.
Pisse avoids the body shot from Couture.
Pisse shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pisse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Couture circles away quickly and effectively.

Couture closes the distance and clinches.
Couture lands a nice uppercut.
Couture tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Pisse's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Couture misses with a shot to the body
and Pisse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jab, jab by Pisse - just one landing.
Couture avoids the head kick by Pisse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Couture instigates a clinch.
Couture lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pisse blocks a body shot from Couture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Pisse comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pisse has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!
A pretty intense looking Nisse Pisse took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.