PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quatro Teenth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mao Zedong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Teenth
vs
Zedong

190 cm
20
210 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
27
210 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quatro Teenth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mao Zedong!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Teenth thows a body kick. Zedong tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Zedong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Teenth.
Zedong throws a left and a right that both miss
and Teenth counters with a leg kick.
Teenth ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zedong moves away.
Teenth lands a head kick!
A bone on bone clash there as Zedong blocks the leg kick.
Zedong fails to land with a series of punches.
Zedong tries to bum rush Teenth with a series of wild strikes but Teenth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Teenth throws a hook but Zedong avoids it easily.
Zedong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Teenth.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Teenth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zedong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A nice leg kick lands there from Teenth.
Teenth throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Zedong's head.

It looks like Mao Zedong has been cut.
Mao Zedong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Teenth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Zedong looks gassed!
Zedong takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Teenth there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A good leg kick by Teenth.
Teenth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zedong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Teenth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zedong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Teenth cracks the inside of Zedong's front leg.
A chopping leg kick lands by Teenth.
Teenth throws a leg kick which misses Zedong's front leg but catches the back leg as Zedong tries to avoid it.
Teenth throws a head kick that Zedong semi-blocks.
Teenth lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zedong's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Teenth scores with a kick to the midsection.
Zedong takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Zedong misses with a series of wild punches.
Teenth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zedong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teenth scores with a kick to the body.
Teenth connects with a leg kick. Zedong looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

Teenth clinches up with Zedong and pushes him back against the cage.
Teenth is struggling to control the position.
Teenth tries to work over Zedong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Teenth missing with knees to the body.
Teenth works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Teenth throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zedong takes a shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Teenth.
Teenth tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zedong avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zedong managing to block the knees to the body from Teenth.
Teenth misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zedong.
Come on Teenth - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Teenth trying to land knees to the body.
Teenth tries to land knees in the clinch but Zedong avoids the damage to the body.
Teenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zedong is defending well for now.
Teenth lands a shot to the body.
Teenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zedong is defending well for now.
Zedong blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Teenth trying to land knees to the body.
Teenth tries to land knees in the clinch but Zedong avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teenth lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Teenth working aggressively here.
Teenth lands a good knee to the midsection. Zedong won't want to take too many of those.
A knee to the head by Teenth.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Teenth tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zedong avoids it.
Teenth lands a body punch.
Zedong blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zedong avoiding damage as Teenth throws knees to the body.
Teenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zedong is defending well for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees in the clinch landing for Teenth.
Zedong managing to block the knees to the body from Teenth.
Teenth putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zedong in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quatro Teenth dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mao Zedong's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Teenth scores with a head kick. Zedong tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Teenth.
Zedong with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Teenth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A good leg kick by Teenth.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Teenth dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zedong. That did some damage!
Teenth keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Teenth lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Teenth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Teenth with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Teenth lands with a kick to the temple. Zedong shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Zedong is rocked!
A nice leg kick lands there from Teenth.
Teenth is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zedong can do to turn this around?
Zedong is breathing heavily.
Teenth is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teenth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Teenth has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A slapping leg kick lands for Teenth.
Teenth throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Zedong is still on wobbly legs! Can Teenth finish him?
Teenth thuds his shin into the meat of Zedong's side.
Zedong seems to have recovered his senses.
Zedong blocks a head kick by Teenth.
Sloppy strikes from Zedong. Those never looked like landing.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Teenth.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Teenth.

Teenth moves into range and clinches up with Zedong.
Teenth landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zedong managing to block the knees to the body from Teenth.
Teenth tries to land knees in the clinch but Zedong avoids the damage to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teenth tries to throw a body punch but Zedong avoids it by throwing Teenth back against the cage.
Teenth trying to land knees to the body.
Teenth is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Teenth misses with a knee to the head.
Teenth misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zedong.
Teenth will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Zedong up against the cage.
Teenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zedong has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Teenth.
Zedong blocks a body shot from Teenth.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Teenth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teenth misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zedong.
Teenth tries to work over Zedong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Teenth with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zedong avoiding damage as Teenth throws knees to the body.
Teenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Teenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Teenth tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zedong avoids it.
Zedong is trying to break free.
Zedong wants to break the clinch but can't.
Teenth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Teenth scores with a knee to the head.
Teenth prevents a body shot from Zedong.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zedong is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Teenth throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zedong on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Quatro Teenth has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Teenth missing with knees to the body.
Teenth tries to land knees in the clinch but Zedong avoids the damage to the body.
Teenth effectively controlling the action here.
Teenth throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Teenth can't find room to land a body shot as Zedong controls the action.
Teenth lands a good knee to the midsection. Zedong won't want to take too many of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quatro Teenth dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mao Zedong's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Zedong fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice body kick from Teenth.
Teenth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Teenth goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Teenth lands with a kick to the temple. Zedong shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Teenth has managed to clinch.
Teenth working Zedong over with knees to the body.
Zedong on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Teenth unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zedong lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Teenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zedong is defending well for now.
Zedong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Zedong avoiding damage as Teenth throws knees to the body.
Teenth with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Teenth is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teenth tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zedong avoids it.
Teenth tries a knee to the head but Zedong blocks it.
Teenth with an attempt at a knee that misses.

Zedong breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Teenth is looking to clinch.
Teenth fails with an attempt to clinch.
No joy there for Zedong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Teenth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zedong lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zedong chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Teenth can pounce on him.
Teenth thumps Zedong with a low kick.
Mao Zedong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zedong throws a series of punches but Teenth avoids them all with ease.
Quatro Teenth is winning the standup battle so far.
Teenth fails with an attempt to clinch.
No joy there for Zedong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zedong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Teenth misses with a head kick.
Teenth throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Zedong's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Teenth scores with a leg kick.
Zedong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Teenth throws a leg kick which misses Zedong's front leg but catches the back leg as Zedong tries to avoid it.
Teenth connects with an inside leg kick.
Teenth scores with a head kick. Zedong tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teenth lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Teenth tries a head kick but it misses.
Zedong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Teenth counters with an inside leg kick.
Teenth tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zedong paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Teenth lands a nice looking kick to the body. Zedong takes a step back to recover.
Teenth tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Zedong misses.
A punch combination from Zedong misses.
Teenth lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Teenth.
Teenth chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Teenth feints and then cracks Zedong's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zedong down.
Teenth with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Teenth moves into range and clinches up with Zedong.
Teenth using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Zedong has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mao Zedong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Teenth misses with a hook to the ribs.
Teenth with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zedong tries to break the clinch but Teenth is controlling the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Teenth stalling in the clinch but Zedong improves position.
Teenth can't find room to land a body shot as Zedong controls the action.

Zedong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zedong misses with a double jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Quatro Teenth showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Teenth has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:25
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:25
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Quatro Teenth!