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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gary Wade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wade kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Jizz In My Pants. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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156 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
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178 cm
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159 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gary Wade!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wade turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Wade.
Wade throws a lazy body kick
and Parker counters with a solid body kick.
Parker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wade fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wade fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wade misses with a low kick as Parker jumps back.
Parker avoids the head kick by Wade.
Parker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wade.
Parker throws a wild body kick that Wade sees coming a mile off.
Wade scores with a jab. Parker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A big left from Parker misses.
Parker throws a hook but Wade blocks it.
Wade looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Wade, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wade keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wade throws a nice looking combination but Parker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Parker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wade throws a right and a left that both miss.
Parker throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wade throws a head kick but Parker moves out of range.
Parker moves out of range as Wade strikes.
A head kick from Parker lands but Wade takes it in his stride.
Parker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wade.
Parker throws out a loose jab but Wade uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws an overhand right that lands on Wade's shoulder, as Wade tries to avoid the shot.
Wade cracks a nice hook into Parker's ribs.
A telegraphed right hand from Parker misses the target.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Parker.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Wade throws a push kick but Parker slaps the foot to one side.
Wade misses with a straight right.
Wade looks to throw the jab but Parker is out of range.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Wade.
Wade throws a leg kick but Parker sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wade.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wade throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parker looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wade takes a swing at Parker's ribcage but misses.
Wade with a nice cross.
Wade lands with a nice combination. Parker backs away looking to recover.
Parker tried to score with a low kick but Wade checks it.
Wade attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Wade connects with a leg kick. Parker looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Parker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wade lands a head kick!
Parker avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands with a shot to the body.
Wade scores with a nice right hand.
Parker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wade moves out of range as Parker throws a body kick.
Wade feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Parker's calf.
Wade misses with a hook
and Parker counters with a good low kick that Wade was not able to check.
Parker misses with a leg kick
and Wade counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gary Wade seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker scores with a head kick. Wade tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Wade is rocked!
Parker tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Wade is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Parker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wade ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Wade ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Parker looks gassed!
Wade blocks a head kick by Parker.
Parker slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Peter Parker will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A head kick misses from Parker.
Wade showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Parker.
Wade throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wade moves away.
Peter Parker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wade connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Parker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wade seems to have got his legs back now.
Wade swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parker tries to clinch but Wade is having none of it.
Parker is breathing heavily.
Wade throws a leg kick but Parker sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wade throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Parker throws a low kick, looking for Wade's leg but Wade calmly moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wade tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Parker doesn't manage to clinch there - Wade circles away.
Wade lands a nice hook to Parker's body. Parker takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Both fighters circling a little - Wade finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wade walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wade lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Parker circles away quickly and effectively.
Parker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wade wants to slow Parker down by chopping away at his legs.
Wade looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.
Wade misses with a few strikes there.
Parker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Good shot there by Wade.
Wade throws a lazy uppercut
and Parker counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wade thows a body shot but no joy.
Wade throws a leg kick which misses Parker's front leg but catches the back leg as Parker tries to avoid it.
Wade lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wade thumps Parker with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wade paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Parker throws the kick towards the body but Wade avoids it.
Wade throws a right and a left that Parker avoids nicely.
Wade thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice defenses there by Parker.
Wade takes a jab right on the kisser.
Parker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wade moves away.
Parker misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick misses from Wade.
A slapping body kick lands there for Wade.
Parker misses with a straight right.
Wade throws a quick inside leg kick.
Parker steps in with a hook that catches Wade right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Parker follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Wade looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Parker!
An out of breath Peter Parker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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