PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brutaali Keijo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keijo comes to the cage accompanied by CMX - Pyörivät Sähkökoneet. Fucked up has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Keijo
vs
Fucked up

179 cm
20
174 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

178 cm
22
182 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

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Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brutaali Keijo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucked up tries to land a front kick but Keijo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Keijo throws a body kick that misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Keijo as he connects with a hook.
Fucked up tries a head kick but it misses.
Keijo misses with the combination.
Keijo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fucked up keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Keijo.
Keijo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Keijo slips a straight right by Fucked up.
Keijo feints and then cracks Fucked up's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fucked up down.
Keijo misses the shot to the body.

Fucked up tries to sprawl but Keijo drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Keijo throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Keijo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Keijo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Keijo thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fucked up's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keijo wants to advance to full mount but Fucked up doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Keijo throws a strike but Fucked up rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Keijo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fucked up gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fucked up must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Fucked up gets to his feet - Keijo follows without any prompting.
Keijo defending well as Fucked up loads up on a big left hand.
Keijo moves out of range of the strikes.
Keijo throws a poor cross that misses
and Fucked up counters with a nice uppercut.
Keijo throws an overhand right that lands on Fucked up's shoulder, as Fucked up tries to avoid the shot.
Eyelove Fucked up is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Keijo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Keijo looks to land a right hand but Fucked up moved out of range.
Keijo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fucked up throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fucked up closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Keijo throws a hook to the side of Fucked up's head but Fucked up sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Keijo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fucked up manages to avoid it.
Fucked up misses with a series of wild punches.
Keijo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fucked up lands a nice leg kick that just misses Keijo's sensitive parts.
Fucked up slips a straight right by Keijo.
Keijo lands a jab to Fucked up's midsection.
Fucked up swings for the body but Keijo moves out of range.
Fucked up throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Keijo scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Keijo throws a hook to the side of Fucked up's head but Fucked up sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Keijo ducks under a wild hook from Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a nice inside leg kick.
Keijo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fucked up sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keijo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fucked up.
Keijo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Danga de danga de dang - Keijo scores with a four punch combination!

Fucked up is rocked!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fucked up attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fucked up is still on wobbly legs! Can Keijo finish him?
Fucked up throws a quick inside leg kick.
Keijo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fucked up was well out of range. Poor timing from Keijo.
Keijo checks a leg kick.
Keijo walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Fucked up drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Keijo swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Fucked up's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brutaali Keijo!
Brutaali Keijo very nearly forgot to thank Perkele! amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.