PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dingo Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carter The Farter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn comes to the cage accompanied by deftones-simple man. Dingo Penn could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Carter The Farter's chin.

Penn
vs
The Farter

160 cm
24
143 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

180 cm
23
138 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dingo Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Carter The Farter!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Farter misses with a head kick.

Penn closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Penn lands in his opponent's guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Penn passes The Farter's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Penn is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for The Farter!
The Farter throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
The Farter is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Penn cracks The Farter with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The Farter is in all sorts of trouble here.
The Farter is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penn sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The Farter tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Penn with a couple of short strikes.
The Farter is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn tries to control but The Farter wriggling away.
The Farter is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Penn landing shots from mount.

The Farter is rocked!
Penn raining down shots from the mount!
The Farter is still in real trouble! Can Penn finish him?
The Farter is trying to escape the mount.
The Farter is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Farter tries to lock up and control but Penn gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Penn punishing his opponent with strikes.
Penn unloads with some vicious shots from mount and The Farter wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Penn celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dingo Penn!
Our winner, Dingo Penn, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.