PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beard Scallywags (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Renegade Boheimer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scallywags comes to the cage accompanied by LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out. Beard Scallywags could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Renegade Boheimer's chin.

Scallywags
vs
Boheimer

200 cm
24
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
225 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beard Scallywags!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Renegade Boheimer!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Scallywags closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Boheimer quickly recovers to half guard.
Scallywags prevents Boheimer from standing back up.
Boheimer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Scallywags is working away from the top position though.
Boheimer is looking for a sweep. Scallywags is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Boheimer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Boheimer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Scallywags is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Boheimer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Scallywags got a little sloppy there for a moment and Boheimer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Scallywags has managed to get both his arms back between Boheimer's legs - danger averted.
Boheimer is looking to stand up but Scallywags isn't so interested in that idea.
Boheimer looks gassed!

Boheimer uses the cage to get back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Scallywags knocks Boheimer out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Beard Scallywags!
Post fight, an emotional Beard Scallywags said '*Belches very loudly*'.