PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Something Else (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dinsdale Pirhana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Else comes into the arena with TUF Theme song blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Else
vs
Pirhana

171 cm
23
163 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

190 cm
23
165 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Something Else!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dinsdale Pirhana!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Else misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pirhana.
Else lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pirhana circles away quickly and effectively.
Pirhana misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Else throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pirhana misses with a body kick.
Else misses with a head kick.
Else ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pirhana takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Else connects with a crisp jab.
Else misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pirhana.
Else moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pirhana tries to clinch up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Else throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Else misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Pirhana.
Pirhana misses with a body kick.
Else throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice defenses there by Pirhana.
Else misses with a hook to the body
and Pirhana counters with a nice kick to the body.
Else is looking to wear down Pirhana with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Else throws a nice outside leg kick.
Else blocks the body kick.
A low kick from Pirhana misses
and Else counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pirhana thinking.
Else misses with a body kick.
Else looks for the body kick but Pirhana saw that one coming.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pirhana.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Else thows a body shot but no joy.
Something Else seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pirhana tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Else scores with a jab to the jaw.
Else fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Else throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pirhana on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Pirhana is rocked!
Else lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Pirhana up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Else from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Pirhana's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Something Else!