PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tim Leary (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeblebrox comes to the cage accompanied by Unearth - One Step Away. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Beeblebrox
vs
Leary

180 cm
27
183 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

168 cm
26
180 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tim Leary!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Beeblebrox fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Leary to the ground. Beeblebrox is now in Leary's guard.
Beeblebrox will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Beeblebrox got a little sloppy there for a moment and Leary has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Beeblebrox has managed to get both his arms back between Leary's legs - danger averted.
Beeblebrox is looking to work some ground and pound but Leary has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leary trying to keep a closed guard but Beeblebrox is proving a slippery customer.
Beeblebrox loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Leary working for a triangle but Beeblebrox defends it easily.
Beeblebrox trying to control the position from guard on top but Leary is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Leary manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Beeblebrox tries to hold on but Leary pushes him away.
Beeblebrox tries to reverse the position but Leary maintains control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox blocking the ground and pound.
Beeblebrox holds on to Leary as tight as he can, avoiding damage.
Beeblebrox is squirming around, avoiding Leary's attempts to control the action.
Beeblebrox wants to control but Leary is having none of it.
Beeblebrox keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Beeblebrox is bucking up trying to escape but Leary cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Leary landing strikes from the mount.
Beeblebrox working to try and regain half guard.
Leary putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Beeblebrox is looking to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox is in a horrible position here. Leary smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leary tries to control but Beeblebrox wriggling away.
Leary is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Beeblebrox can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Beeblebrox is squirming around, avoiding Leary's attempts to control the action.
Beeblebrox tries to hold on but Leary postures up.
Beeblebrox is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Beeblebrox tries to hold on but Leary postures up.
Beeblebrox is looking to improve his position but Leary isn't that keen on the idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox wants to control but Leary is having none of it.
Leary landing strikes from the mount.
Leary lands a big shot there that rocks Beeblebrox but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Beeblebrox is bucking up trying to escape but Leary cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Beeblebrox is rocked!
Leary sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Oh Beeblebrox is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Leary wants to control the pace but Beeblebrox is squirming around nicely.
Leary scoring with strikes but Beeblebrox is staying in there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Leary trying to control but Beeblebrox is having none of it.
Beeblebrox is desperately trying to improve his position but Leary has a good base and remains in mount.
Beeblebrox is squirming around, avoiding Leary's attempts to control the action.
Leary controlling the pace for now.
Beeblebrox seems to have got his legs back now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox is looking to improve his position but Leary isn't that keen on the idea.
Leary looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Beeblebrox is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Beeblebrox tries to hold on but Leary postures up.
Beeblebrox is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Leary prevents Beeblebrox from getting the reversal.
Beeblebrox takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Leary raining down shots from the mount!
Beeblebrox regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Leary dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Leary pivots, looking for a leg kick but Beeblebrox is out of range and Leary settles back down.
Beeblebrox scores with a sloppy right hand. Leary should have avoided that one.
Beeblebrox misses with an uppercut.
Leary misses with a low kick as Beeblebrox jumps back.

Leary dives in and scores a takedown into Beeblebrox's guard.
Beeblebrox manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Leary manages to get himself to full guard.

Beeblebrox got a little sloppy there for a moment and Leary has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Beeblebrox has managed to get both his arms back between Leary's legs - danger averted.
Leary lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Beeblebrox!
Beeblebrox is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox tries to hold on but Leary postures up.
Leary takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Beeblebrox is in all sorts of trouble here.
Beeblebrox wants to control but Leary is having none of it.
Leary has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Beeblebrox's face.
Beeblebrox regains half guard.
Beeblebrox moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Beeblebrox is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Beeblebrox is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Beeblebrox has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox keeping moving, preventing Leary from controlling successfully.
Leary controls from within his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Tim Leary wasn't active enough on the ground.

Beeblebrox decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Leary wants to control but Beeblebrox is keeping busy.

Beeblebrox is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Leary is just riding it out for now. Beeblebrox eventually gives up the hold.
Leary is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Beeblebrox's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Beeblebrox's back!
Well, with Leary on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Beeblebrox is tapping out... Can he escape the position?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leary is trying to stick to Beeblebrox's back but Beeblebrox is turning into Leary. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Leary's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Beeblebrox.
Leary keeping full guard, as Beeblebrox tries to pass.
Beeblebrox postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Beeblebrox throws a big right hand that misses.

Beeblebrox is sitting in close to Leary's body. Leary has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Beeblebrox is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Beeblebrox is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Leary.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Tim Leary!