PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Proctor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Legion of Doom. Proctor has chosen DreamWorld by Ralek Gracie as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fergisson
vs
Proctor

150 cm
26
154 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

177 cm
22
153 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Michael Proctor!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Proctor fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Fergisson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Proctor doesn't succeed with the takedown

so Fergisson counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fergisson slips nicely into half guard.
Fergisson tries to stand but can't do so whilst Proctor controls his leg.
Proctor wants to get back to full guard.

Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson slows the pace down in half guard.
Fergisson has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Fergisson wants to stand up but Proctor is controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Proctor tries to get to full guard but Fergisson has control of the leg.
Proctor is pressing down on Fergisson's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Proctor lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Fergisson!
Fergisson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Fergisson has given up his back.
Proctor doesn't have the hooks in and Fergisson manages to turn into his guard.
Fergisson preventing the sweep.
Proctor keeping moving, preventing Fergisson from controlling successfully.
Fergisson looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Fergisson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson won't allow Proctor to sweep him here.
Fergisson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Turd Fergisson has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Proctor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fergisson throws a shot from downtown. Proctor moves away and avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Proctor tries to sprawl but Fergisson drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Fergisson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Proctor is not content to let Fergisson control the position.
Proctor is trying to get back to full guard.
Proctor slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fergisson wants to control from the top but Proctor keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fergisson has a takedown stuffed.

Proctor looking to score a takedown here. Fergisson is defending well but Proctor drives through and ends up in Fergisson's guard.
Proctor pushing down on Fergisson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Fergisson trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Proctor trying to control but Fergisson is having none of it.
Proctor working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Fergisson holds on, trying desperately to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Fergisson is squirming around, avoiding Proctor's attempts to control the action.
Proctor avoids the attempt from Fergisson to control.
Proctor with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fergisson can't escape the position.
Proctor lands a nice shot to the head.
Proctor pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Proctor trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Proctor misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Proctor fails to take his opponent's back.
Fergisson is looking to improve his position but Proctor isn't that keen on the idea.
Fergisson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fergisson tries to hold on but Proctor postures up.
Fergisson is trying to escape the mount.
Proctor thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Proctor scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Fergisson?
Fergisson is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Fergisson is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

Proctor moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Fergisson has worked his arm free - good work by Fergisson!
Fergisson tries to bench press Proctor off him but Proctor keeps the position.
Proctor is looking to take a break and control but Fergisson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Proctor scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Proctor tries to advance to mount but can't.

Proctor looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Fergisson is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Proctor's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Proctor stops Fergisson from getting back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Proctor wants to work for an arm triangle but Fergisson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fergisson keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Proctor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Proctor with a poor takedown

and Fergisson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Fergisson controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Fergisson tries to stand but Proctor is controlling from the bottom.
Proctor keeping moving, preventing Fergisson from controlling successfully.
Fergisson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Turd Fergisson.
Proctor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Proctor throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fergisson's waist but Fergisson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Proctor off to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proctor throws a body punch but Fergisson moves out of range.
Proctor shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fergisson pinned against the cage. Fergisson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Turd Fergisson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Proctor.
Proctor fails with the takedown

and Fergisson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Proctor is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Proctor had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fergisson defends it easily.
Proctor takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fergisson wants to pass the guard but Proctor is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson content to stall in guard here.

Fergisson gets to his feet. Proctor looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Fergisson looks for the body kick but Proctor saw that one coming.

Fergisson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Proctor to the mat! Proctor manages to get full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fergisson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Proctor working a defensive guard but Fergisson manages to pass into side control anyway.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Proctor is looking for a sweep.

Fergisson stands up.
No luck for Fergisson with that takedown attempt.

Fergisson gets a double leg takedown into Proctor's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Proctor working for a triangle but Fergisson defends it easily.
Proctor is looking to sweep but instead, Fergisson has passed into half guard.
Fergisson is controlling the pace.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Fergisson decides to stand up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Fergisson showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fergisson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Fergisson!
Our winner, Turd Fergisson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.