PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar comes to the cage accompanied by Real muthapukin G's Eazy e. Sonofabeetch has chosen the theme from the x files as his entrance music. Harry Sonofabeetch will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Lesnar
vs
Sonofabeetch

165 cm
28
284 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

200 cm
28
286 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Sonofabeetch's waist but Sonofabeetch gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lesnar off to one side.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sonofabeetch fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lesnar shoots for a takedown but Sonofabeetch saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sonofabeetch throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Sonofabeetch drops Lesnar with a right and a left! Sonofabeetch comes rushing in but Lesnar regains his composure and manages to keep Sonofabeetch in guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lesnar might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Sonofabeetch wants to pass the guard but Lesnar is keeping the position.
Sonofabeetch loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sonofabeetch working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Lesnar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch working some strikes from top position.
Lesnar is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Sonofabeetch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch stands and throws Lesnar's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Lesnar managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Sonofabeetch.

Sonofabeetch thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sonofabeetch misses with the ground and pound.

Sonofabeetch swings around for an armbar but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Sonofabeetch's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar postures up in Sonofabeetch's guard and throws a big left but Sonofabeetch blocks it.
Lesnar trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sonofabeetch is looking to stand up but Lesnar isn't so interested in that idea.
Lesnar looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar works over Sonofabeetch with some ground and pound from guard.
Sonofabeetch wants to stand but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Lesnar trying to control the position from guard on top but Sonofabeetch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sonofabeetch wants to get back to his feet but Lesnar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Lesnar has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar with a flurry of punches that miss.

Sonofabeetch manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Lesnar has his takedown stuffed
and Sonofabeetch counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lesnar is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Lesnar throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Sonofabeetch was covering up waiting for the punch and Lesnar finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Sonofabeetch is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Lesnar is controlling him.
Lesnar landing with the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar stopping the sweep attempt from Sonofabeetch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar passes Sonofabeetch's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Sonofabeetch is not content to let Lesnar control the position.

Sonofabeetch kicks off Lesnar and gets to his feet.
Sonofabeetch scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.

Lesnar closes the distance and pushes Sonofabeetch back into the cage.
Lesnar has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Sonofabeetch after a bit of a struggle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lesnar is looking for a takedown.

Sonofabeetch has Lesnar pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Sonofabeetch pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Lesnar tumbling to the mat - Sonofabeetch dives into Lesnar's guard.
Sonofabeetch passes Lesnar's left leg - he's now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Sonofabeetch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Sonofabeetch darts in and clinches Lesnar up against the cage.
Lesnar tries for a takedown but Sonofabeetch manages to get underhooks.

Sonofabeetch lands a takedown into guard.
Sonofabeetch postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Sonofabeetch looking to sit in guard and control but Lesnar gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Lesnar trying to control but Sonofabeetch is working from the bottom.
Lesnar controlling from the top position.
Lesnar postures up in Sonofabeetch's guard and throws a big left but Sonofabeetch blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar throws a big elbow that misses.
Lesnar passes Sonofabeetch's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Sonofabeetch is looking to improve his position.
Sonofabeetch has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sonofabeetch moves into full guard.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Sonofabeetch keeps moving.
Sonofabeetch wants to stand and escape but Lesnar is having none of it.
Lesnar trying to control the position from guard on top but Sonofabeetch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Sonofabeetch wants to get back to his feet.
Sonofabeetch regains half guard there - taking advantage of Lesnar's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Lesnar passes to full mount!
Lesnar putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch tries to buck Lesnar off but he can't manage it.
Lesnar wants to control the pace but Sonofabeetch is squirming around nicely.
Sonofabeetch is in all sorts of trouble here.
Sonofabeetch is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Lesnar trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Sonofabeetch bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Lesnar manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Harry Sonofabeetch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Sonofabeetch misses.
Sonofabeetch displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lesnar.
Sonofabeetch scores with a kick to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Lesnar has closed the distance and engaged Sonofabeetch in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lesnar tries to score a body lock takedown but Sonofabeetch shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Lesnar is fighting off a takedown attempt but Sonofabeetch is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Lesnar to the mat. Lesnar regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Sonofabeetch loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sonofabeetch keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Lesnar's head.
Sonofabeetch is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch forces his way into half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Sonofabeetch is working for a submission of some sort.

Sonofabeetch is looking for a kimura but Lesnar is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Sonofabeetch to get the leverage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Sonofabeetch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Lesnar throws a wild body kick that Sonofabeetch sees coming a mile off.
Lesnar throws a body punch but Sonofabeetch moves out of range.
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Sonofabeetch pinned against the cage. Sonofabeetch gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sonofabeetch lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sonofabeetch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Sonofabeetch misses with a wild combination.
Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Sonofabeetch tries to bum rush Lesnar with a series of wild strikes but Lesnar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lesnar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Sonofabeetch's waist but Sonofabeetch gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lesnar off to one side.
Sonofabeetch displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lesnar.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sonofabeetch throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sonofabeetch keeps Lesnar at a distance using the push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A punch lands to the side of Lesnar 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sonofabeetch lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lesnar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sonofabeetch to score with a decent uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sonofabeetch closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Sonofabeetch seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Lesnar is rocked!
Sonofabeetch is nestled in close to Lesnar, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Oh Lesnar is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sonofabeetch seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Sonofabeetch throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lesnar is trying to maintain the position but Sonofabeetch is very close to passing his half guard.
Sonofabeetch lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Lesnar! More strikes land and this one is all over! Sonofabeetch jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Sonofabeetch!
Post fight, Harry Sonofabeetch took to the microphone: 'If any girls want hairy babies im in room 213 at the ramada....'.