PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Your Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josh Koscheck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucker comes to the cage accompanied by Never Say Never. Koscheck has chosen down with the sickness as his entrance music. Josh Koscheck has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fucker
vs
Koscheck

190 cm
22
180 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

179 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Your Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Josh Koscheck!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Koscheck.
Koscheck misses the jab.
Koscheck scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fucker in his tracks.
Koscheck is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fucker.
Fucker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Koscheck counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Koscheck misses with a looping left.
Fucker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Koscheck.
Fucker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Koscheck connects with a crisp jab.
Fucker slips under a jab from Koscheck.
Fucker shoots in for a double leg but Koscheck sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Horrible takedown by Fucker or perhaps it was just good defense by Koscheck which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Your Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Koscheck's corner calls for a 1-2. Koscheck obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koscheck throws a hook but Fucker avoids it easily.
Fucker tries to clinch up.
Koscheck loads up on a big right hand but Fucker slips the punch.
Koscheck keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Koscheck avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Koscheck throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Koscheck misses.
Fucker tries to clinch up.
Koscheck fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Koscheck misses with a hook.
Koscheck circles away from the clinch attempt.
Koscheck throws a right hand that misses

and Fucker counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Koscheck tries to pull guard but Fucker forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fucker manages to pull guard.
Koscheck is looking to stand up but Fucker won't let him.
Koscheck looks gassed!

Fucker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Koscheck doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Fucker is tightening it up a little... Koscheck has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Koscheck reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Koscheck taps out! Nice BJJ there by Fucker!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Your Fucker!