PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hekla Fengdu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bye Now (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fengdu comes to the ring accompanied by Get Naked. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Fengdu
vs
Now

189 cm
20
216 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

200 cm
20
224 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hekla Fengdu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bye Now!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Now misses with a series of wild punches.
Now swings for the body but Fengdu moves out of range.

Fengdu lands a big head kick that sends Now tumbling to the mat! Fengdu takes a step backwards and waves Now back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Bye Now has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Now throws a hook but Fengdu avoids it easily.
Now works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Now throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fengdu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fengdu showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Now.
Now misses with a series of wild punches.
No joy there for Now, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Now checks a leg kick.
Fengdu walks into a jab.
A head kick misses from Fengdu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fengdu moves out of range of the strikes.
Fengdu moves away from the strike by Now.
Now avoids the head kick by Fengdu.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Now.
Good shot there by Now.
Now fails to land with a series of punches.
Now is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Now takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fengdu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fengdu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Now looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Now throws a jab when Fengdu was well out of range.
Now lands a jab to Fengdu's midsection.
Fengdu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Now changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fengdu scoring well with a low kick there.
Fengdu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Now moves away.
Fengdu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fengdu throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Fengdu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fengdu throws a nice head kick!
Fengdu throws a head kick that misses.
Now misses with a straight right.
Fengdu throws a head kick that misses.
Now misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fengdu.
Now looks to score with a jab to the body but Fengdu is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Now swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fengdu buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fengdu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Fengdu.
Fengdu throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fengdu throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Fengdu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fengdu misses with a head kick.
Fengdu looks to land a right hand but Now moved out of range.
Fengdu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Now.
Now throws a series of punches but Fengdu avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fengdu.
Fengdu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Now avoids the head kick by Fengdu.
Now misses the shot to the body.
Now misses with a wild body shot.
Fengdu tries a head kick but it misses.
Fengdu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Now.
Fengdu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Now has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Now avoids the head kick by Fengdu.
Bye Now seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Now throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fengdu makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Now really felt that one!
Fengdu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hekla Fengdu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bye Now's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fengdu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Now misses the target.
Fengdu misses with an attempted mid kick.
Now throws a series of punches but Fengdu moves out of range.
Fengdu feints and then cracks Now's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Now down.
Fengdu slips under a jab from Now.
Now scores with a hook.
Fengdu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Now with a hook.
Now is breathing heavily.
Now blocks a head kick by Fengdu.
Fengdu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Now throws the left hand but Fengdu avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fengdu looks to score with a jab to the body but Now is just out of range.
Now takes a kick to the side of the head.
A left and a right from Now both land. Nice combination.
Now misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Now has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Fengdu.
Fengdu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fengdu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Now misses with a combination
and Fengdu counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fengdu connects with a leg kick. Now looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fengdu lets loose with a powerful body kick. Now will feel that in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fengdu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Now steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Fengdu. That one must have hurt.
That kick from Fengdu tenderised Now's leg. Now is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fengdu bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Fengdu lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fengdu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Now's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Now misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Fengdu misses.
Fengdu throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A slow jab from Now misses its intended target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Now scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fengdu in his tracks.
Fengdu throws a head kick but Now moves out of range.
Fengdu throws a head kick but Now moves out of range.
Fengdu throws a front kick that sends Now stumbling back into the ropes.
Fengdu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fengdu lands a nice looking kick to the body. Now takes a step back to recover.
Now blocks a head kick by Fengdu.
Hekla Fengdu is winning the standup battle so far.
A combination from Now does no damage.
Now misses with a two punch combination.
Fengdu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Fengdu.
Fengdu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fengdu lands a nice looking body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fengdu scores with a head kick. Now tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Hekla Fengdu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Now looks to land a combination but Fengdu avoids it well.
Now swinging wildly here.
Fengdu throws a sloppy head kick and Now moves out of range easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fengdu tries a head kick but it misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Now misses the target.
Fengdu has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hekla Fengdu dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bye Now's cut.
That's time! Fengdu's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Now throws a jab when Fengdu was well out of range.
A good leg kick by Fengdu.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fengdu.
A slapping body kick lands there for Fengdu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fengdu lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fengdu misses with a head kick.
Fengdu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice body punch from Fengdu.
Fengdu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fengdu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Now can do to turn this around?
Fengdu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Now lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fengdu lands a nice looking body kick.
Now throws a combination that misses
and Fengdu counters with a head kick. That will keep Now thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Now looks to land a combination but Fengdu avoids it well.
Fengdu throws a sloppy head kick and Now moves out of range easily.
Fengdu ducks under a wild hook from Now.
Fengdu with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A slapping body kick lands there for Fengdu.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fengdu tries a head kick but it misses.
Fengdu throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Fengdu misses with a head kick.
Fengdu thuds his shin into the meat of Now's side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fengdu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Fengdu.
Fengdu lands a head kick. Now smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Fengdu lands with a slapping head kick.
Now lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fengdu circles away quickly and effectively.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fengdu.
Now throws a one two combo.
Fengdu is looking to slow Now down with leg kicks.
Fengdu throws a front kick that sends Now stumbling back into the ropes.
Fengdu lands a head kick!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Now rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fengdu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fengdu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Now lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fengdu at a distance.
Now misses with a wild combination.
Fengdu goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Now on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Now throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fengdu.
Fengdu lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Now fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Now misses the target.
Now takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fengdu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Now moves away.
Now throws a series of punches but Fengdu moves out of range.
Fengdu connects with a high kick.
Hekla Fengdu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Now throws an overhand right that lands on Fengdu's shoulder, as Fengdu tries to avoid the shot.
Now misses with a wild combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fengdu lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bye Now has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A good leg kick by Fengdu.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hekla Fengdu showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fengdu has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hekla Fengdu!
A relieved looking Hekla Fengdu thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.