PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ed Burt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burt comes to the cage accompanied by No Worse Human. Ed Burt is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Burt
vs
Griffin

193 cm
22
239 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Hellbent, Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ed Burt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Peter Griffin!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Chad Campbell and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griffin moves forwards but Burt connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Griffin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Burt.
Griffin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Griffin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Burt.
Burt throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Griffin counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Burt!
Griffin trying to control but Burt is having none of it.
Griffin controlling his opponent.
Burt tries to improve his position but instead Griffin has taken his back!

Burt fending off the submission attempt from Griffin.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Griffin is persistently looking for the submission but Burt is defending it well.

Griffin is working for a rear naked choke. Burt is not defending it well and Griffin has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Burt refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Burt's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Peter Griffin!