PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyler Dignam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rudell Crim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dignam comes to the cage accompanied by Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds. Crim has chosen Go To Sleep B1TCH! as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dignam
vs
Crim

195 cm
28
289 lbs
20 - 5 - 1

179 cm
31
221 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Tyler Dignam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Rudell Crim!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dignam. Crim does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dignam feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crim's calf.
Crim misses with a hook.
Dignam misses with a hook. Crim ducked under it nicely.
Dignam lands with a straight right. Crim didn't see that one coming.
Dignam keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crim.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dignam lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Crim has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Crim and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A big left from Dignam misses.
Crim's corner calls for a 1-2. Crim obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dignam cracks Crim with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crim looks to land a left hand but Dignam moved out of range nicely.
Dignam misses with a head kick.
Dignam throws a hook to the side of Crim's head but Crim sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tyler Dignam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Crim.
Crim staying out of range there.
Crim shoots in and drives through. Dignam sprawls well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dignam takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dignam looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Crim lands a nice hook to Dignam's body. Dignam takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A jab from Dignam misses.
Dignam loads up on a big right hand but Crim slips the punch.
Dignam fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crim looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dignam tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dignam cracks the inside of Crim's front leg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crim throws out a loose jab but Dignam uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crim. Dignam does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crim throws a hook but Dignam avoids it easily.
Crim jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dignam connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dignam thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Dignam. That snapped Crim's head back.
Dignam stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dignam missing with a left hand there. Crim was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dignam throws a low kick but Crim avoids it.
The fighters circling - Crim throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dignam is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Crim bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A bone on bone clash there as Crim blocks the leg kick.
Crim throws out a loose jab but Dignam uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crim just misses with a punch to the body.
Crim falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dignam counters with an inside leg kick.
Dignam cracks Crim with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crim misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crim. Dignam does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crim tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Dignam manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Crim gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crim looks up at the clock. Bad move! Dignam lands a right hand from hell, dropping Crim. Dignam pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyler Dignam!
Tyler Dignam spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.