PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Louis St Laurent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Boondocks Theme Song. Louis St Laurent could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bruce Leeroy's chin.

St Laurent
vs
Leeroy

175 cm
25
168 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

174 cm
27
155 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Louis St Laurent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Russell Pearce and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Laurent fails with a takedown attempt.
Leeroy feints and then cracks St Laurent's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow St Laurent down.
Leeroy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Leeroy with a jab.
St Laurent misses with a wild body shot.
St Laurent on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Leeroy avoids the body shot from St Laurent.
Leeroy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Leeroy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
St Laurent uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Leeroy.
Leeroy checks a low kick from St Laurent.
St Laurent fails with a takedown attempt.
St Laurent shoots in but Leeroy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Louis St Laurent. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Laurent takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Leeroy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Leeroy lands a nice shot that snaps St Laurent's head back.
Bruce Leeroy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Leeroy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
St Laurent shoots in but Leeroy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Leeroy digs a good body shot into St Laurent's ribs.
St Laurent throws a leg kick
and Leeroy counters with a series of strikes. St Laurent will be more careful next time no doubt.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for St Laurent. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Leeroy scores with a hook to the body. St Laurent takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
St Laurent is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
St Laurent throws a sloppy body shot
and Leeroy counters with a good low kick that St Laurent was not able to check.
Leeroy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Leeroy is looking to slow St Laurent down with leg kicks.
Leeroy scores with a nice right hand.
Leeroy lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Leeroy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Leeroy.
Leeroy jabs St Laurent to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Leeroy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. St Laurent looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Leeroy's jab looks to have found its range, popping St Laurent under the eye.
St Laurent just misses with a punch to the body.
Leeroy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Leeroy lunges at St Laurent with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by St Laurent's hand.
Leeroy lands a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Leeroy.
Leeroy avoids the body shot from St Laurent.
St Laurent misses with a body kick.
Leeroy throws a body punch but St Laurent moves out of range.
St Laurent uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Leeroy.
St Laurent pivots, looking for a leg kick but Leeroy is out of range and St Laurent settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy lands with a cross.
Crunch! Leeroy slams his shin into St Laurent's torso.
St Laurent takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
St Laurent tries to clinch up.
Leeroy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Leeroy thuds his right hand into St Laurent's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
St Laurent is looking to wear down Leeroy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Leeroy throws a low kick but St Laurent avoids it.
Leeroy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
St Laurent throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Leeroy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps St Laurent thinking.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
St Laurent takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Leeroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
St Laurent tries to clinch but Leeroy moves out of range.
Leeroy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and St Laurent has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
St Laurent has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Leeroy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
St Laurent throws a lazy body kick
and Leeroy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Leeroy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Leeroy connects with an inside leg kick.
St Laurent takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Leeroy works the jab nicely.

St Laurent is rocked!
St Laurent tries to clinch up.
Oh St Laurent is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Leeroy blocks a leg kick.
St Laurent is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
St Laurent tries to score a power double leg takedown but Leeroy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten St Laurent somewhat.
St Laurent seems to have got his legs back now.
St Laurent shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Leeroy as he jumps to the side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
St Laurent takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Leeroy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Leeroy dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Leeroy scores with a jab. St Laurent acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Leeroy throws a shot to the body.
St Laurent shoots in but no luck this time.
Leeroy cracks the inside of St Laurent's front leg.
St Laurent tries to clinch but Leeroy moves away
and Leeroy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether St Laurent might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Leeroy is looking to land body kicks.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
St Laurent tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Leeroy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Leeroy pushes St Laurent away with a front kick.
Leeroy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
St Laurent takes one to the side of the head.
Leeroy connects with a leg kick. St Laurent looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
St Laurent moves out of range as Leeroy throws a body kick.
Louis St Laurent seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Leeroy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Leeroy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt St Laurent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
St Laurent pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Leeroy.
Leeroy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Leeroy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent St Laurent stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Leeroy lands a big head kick that sends St Laurent tumbling to the mat! Leeroy takes a step backwards and waves St Laurent back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Louis St Laurent has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
St Laurent looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Leeroy sends St Laurent crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Leeroy is motioning to the referee to let St Laurent up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Leeroy scores with a hook to the body. St Laurent takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Leeroy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and St Laurent has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Leeroy lands a body shot.
St Laurent takes a swing at Leeroy's ribcage but misses.
Leeroy with a jab.
St Laurent looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Leeroy sizes up St Laurent with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
St Laurent walks straight into a right hand from Leeroy - that's dropped him! Leeroy jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save St Laurent from any more punishment! St Laurent complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bruce Leeroy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bruce Leeroy made sure he mentioned Firebird Designs, along with how happy he was to win his fight.