PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diaz Brothers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garson DeBramalo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Diaz Brothers's chin.

DeBramalo
vs
Brothers

199 cm
26
312 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

225 cm
24
302 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Garson DeBramalo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Diaz Brothers!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeBramalo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
DeBramalo just misses with a punch to the body.
Brothers paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A jab from DeBramalo finds it's way through Brothers's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brothers does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
DeBramalo blocks a leg kick.
DeBramalo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Brothers slips under a jab from DeBramalo.
Are you kidding me?! DeBramalo ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Brothers clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Garson DeBramalo!
Garson DeBramalo took some time post fight to say the following; 'When we was in the shower your buttcheeks was warm When I touch you my hands smell like ham'.