PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Lockley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lockley kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Disney's Gummy Bears Intro (Rus). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Lockley
vs
Flintstone

200 cm
30
260 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

190 cm
23
240 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kevin Lockley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fred Flintstone!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Lockley.

It looks like Fred Flintstone has been cut.
Lockley moves out of range of the strikes.

Flintstone shoots in and gets a takedown into Lockley's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Flintstone throwing strikes from guard but Lockley blocks nicely.
Lockley lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Flintstone!
Lockley is stalling here but it's allowed Flintstone to get half guard.
Lockley prevents Flintstone from improving his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lockley is thwarting Flintstone's attempts to control the position.
Flintstone keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Fred Flintstone.
Lockley lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Flintstone throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Lockley takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lockley is breathing heavily.
Lockley pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Flintstone lands a head shot.

It looks like Kevin Lockley has been cut.

Flintstone cracks Lockley with an uppercut from hell and Lockley crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Flintstone's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Flintstone with a flurry of punches that miss.
Flintstone postures up and lands a big shot to Lockley's brow.
Flintstone has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Lockley preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Flintstone lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Flintstone with a flurry of punches that miss.
Flintstone scoring with some ground and pound.

Kevin Lockley's cut is getting worse.
Flintstone loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lockley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Flintstone.
Flintstone scoring with punches to the head and body.
Flintstone scoring with punches to the head and body.
Flintstone works over Lockley with some ground and pound from guard.

Kevin Lockley's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Flintstone scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Flintstone lands a couple of elbows.

Jeez, Kevin Lockley's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kevin Lockley's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fred Flintstone!
A relieved looking Fred Flintstone thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.