PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Nogueira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lonely Day. Nogueira comes into a darkened arena with his song building. slipknot - fuck it all kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Lee
vs
Nogueira

195 cm
22
277 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Demonic Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, David Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fedor Nogueira!
The judges for this bout are , and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lee misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lee could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Lee misses with a few strikes there.
Lee lands a with a good body shot.
Nogueira on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lee. Lee obviously looking to wear him down.
Lee's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Lee duly obliges.

It looks like Fedor Nogueira has been cut.
Lee lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Nogueira on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Lee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lee finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nogueira showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nogueira takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Danga de danga de dang - Lee scores with a four punch combination!
Lee throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lee misses with a jab, cross combination.
David Lee is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lee throws a right and a left that Nogueira avoids nicely.
Lee lands a two punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
David Lee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nogueira avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lee displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lee throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nogueira.
Lee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lee is working the combinations to good effect here.
Lee throws a solid leg kick but Nogueira takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lee.
Nogueira fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Lee misses with a wild body shot.
Nogueira has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Nogueira there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nogueira checks a low kick from Lee.
Lee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nogueira.
Lee tries a low kick but Nogueira avoids it.
Lee fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nogueira is out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lee, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Lee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nogueira sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nogueira looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Lee thows a body shot but no joy.
Lee slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Lee misses with a wild combination.
Lee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lee digs a good body shot into Nogueira's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Lee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fedor Nogueira's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Lee lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lee throws a wild body kick that Nogueira sees coming a mile off.
Lee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lee cracks the inside of Nogueira's front leg.
Lee misses with the combination.
Lee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lee works Nogueira's body with a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee throws a right and a left that Nogueira avoids nicely.
Lee throws a series of punches but Nogueira moves out of range.
Lee wants to slow Nogueira down by chopping away at his legs.
David Lee is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lee fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A shot to de liver by Lee. Beautiful body shot.
Lee lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Lee is looking to wear down Nogueira with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lee throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nogueira with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lee to score with a decent uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nogueira avoids the head kick by Lee.
A lazy left from Lee finds it's target.
Lee misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lee throws a jab when Nogueira was well out of range.
Lee misses with a few strikes there.
Lee stalks Nogueira and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Nogueira's face. Nogueira staggers backwards, shaken.

Nogueira takes the fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nogueira jumps guard but Lee stands there with Nogueira around his waist. Nogueira gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Nogueira looking to throw knees to the head but Lee is blocking nicely.
Lee is trying to break the clinch but Nogueira has him pressed against the cage.
Lee blocks an elbow strike.
Nogueira fails to pull guard.
Nogueira tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nogueira misses with a knee to the head.
Lee wants to get back to striking at distance but Nogueira won't allow it.

Lee breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lee looks to land a left hand but Nogueira moved out of range nicely.
Lee misses with a double jab.
Nice defenses there by Nogueira.
Nogueira on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lee. Lee obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lee thuds a left hand into Nogueira's body.
Nogueira moves out of range of the strikes.
Lee scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lee swinging wilding here.
Nogueira showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lee.
Nogueira blocks the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Lee dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fedor Nogueira's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Lee wants to land a leg kick but Nogueira is out of range.
Lee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nogueira takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Nogueira showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lee.
Lee throws a leg kick but Nogueira checks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nogueira takes one to the side of the head.
Lee throws a front kick aimed at Nogueira's knee but Nogueira avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lee swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lee swinging wilding here.
Lee works the jab nicely.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lee lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nogueira.
A jab from Lee misses.
Lee misses with a double jab.
David Lee is winning the standup battle so far.
Lee dodges the punch combination from Nogueira.
Lee swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Nogueira counter with a right hand.
Nogueira swinging wilding here.
Nogueira stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fedor Nogueira has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee slips a straight right by Nogueira.
Lee connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Lee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Lee throws a leg kick but Nogueira checks it.
Lee throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Nogueira on the side of the head.
Lee throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nogueira.
Lee throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nogueira.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nogueira fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lee connects with a single shot there.
Lee looks to land a left hand but Nogueira moved out of range nicely.
Nogueira takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nogueira has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lee feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Nogueira's calf.

And that's the end of the fight!
David Lee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lee, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:26
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Lee!