PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Mc Nothing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbados Slim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slim has chosen Jammin- Bob Marley as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mc Nothing
vs
Slim

215 cm
30
322 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

189 cm
21
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jerry Mc Nothing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barbados Slim!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mc Nothing shoots in and bounces Slim off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Mc Nothing trying to control the position from guard on top but Slim is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Slim is looking to sinch up a triangle. Mc Nothing throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Slim's body to avoid the submission. Slim has instead reached around Mc Nothing's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Slim arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Barbados Slim!
Barbados Slim gave a mention to ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).