PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Prime Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Hulk Hogan enters the cage!

Time
vs
Hogan

183 cm
29
225 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
284 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Prime Time!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Time throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Time throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hogan slaps away a takedown attempt from Time, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Donk. Hogan catches Time right on the button with a cross.
Time dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hogan. That did some damage!
A chopping leg kick lands by Time.
Time lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hogan's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Time throws a low kick but Hogan moves out of range easily.
Hogan moves out of range of the body kick from Time.
Time moves in looking to clinch but Hogan pushes him off.
Hogan stuffs the takedown attempt from Time. Time gets slowly back to his feet.
Time throws a chopping leg kick but Hogan manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan walks into a stiff left hand from Time.
Hogan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hogan takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
Time thows a body shot but no joy.
Hogan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Time was well out of range. Poor timing from Hogan.
Hogan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Time.
Hogan scores with a crisp jab that stopped Time in his tracks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hogan misses with the combination.
Hogan slaps away a takedown attempt from Time, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prime Time. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Time is looking to chop away at Hogan's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Time tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Time.
Time doesn't manage to clinch there - Hogan circles away.

Time has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hogan blocks a body shot from Time.
Time swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Time tries to work over Hogan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Time can't find room to land a body shot as Hogan controls the action.
Time misses with a body punch.
Time prevents Hogan from breaking the clinch.
Hogan is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Time struggles to land a body shot inside as Hogan controls his hands.
A short left from Time.
Hogan blocks an elbow strike from Time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Time.
Time avoids a wild elbow strike from Hogan.
Time lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Time lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Time tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hogan's elbow.
Hogan tries to throw a body punch but Time avoids it by throwing Hogan back against the cage.
Time lands an uppercut.
Time tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hogan's elbow.
Time fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Time goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hogan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Time scores with a shot to the side of Hogan's head.
Time swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hogan tries for a takedown. No joy.
Hogan tries a body shot but Time blocks it.
Time lands a hook that snaps the head of Hogan backwards.
A body shot lands from Hogan.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hogan blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands a left hand.
Time misses with a punch to the body.
Hogan misses with a body punch.
Time can't find room to land a body shot as Hogan controls the action.
Time misses with a body punch.
Hogan blocking some punches.
Hogan blocks a body shot from Time.
A short right from Hogan.
Hogan gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Time.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Time fails to land.

Hogan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Prime Time seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Time throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hogan misses with a series of wild punches.
Hogan thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Prime Time dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hulk Hogan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Time throws a low kick but Hogan moves out of range easily.
Hogan looks to score with a jab to the body but Time is just out of range.
Time throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hogan.
Time shoots in looking for a takedown. Hogan tries to sprawl out of it but Time keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hogan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hogan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hogan misses with a body shot.
Time bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hogan swings for the body but Time moves out of range.
Hogan punishes Time's body with a nice straight punch.
Hogan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Time rather than just go for the knockout.
Hogan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Time stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan connects with a jab.
Time fails with a takedown attempt.
Time takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hogan connects with a body shot that sends Time's belly button to the back.
Time misses with a wild body shot.
Time misses with a low kick as Hogan jumps back.
Hogan thows a body shot but no joy.
Prime Time is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice cross by Hogan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hogan just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogan cracks Time with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Time slips under a jab.
Hogan lands a jab to the nose.
Time misses with a low kick.
Time is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hogan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prime Time. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A clash of legs there as Hogan blocks the low kick.
Time scores with a shot to the body.
Time shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Time looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hogan throws out a powerful jab.
Hogan comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Time takes the fight into the clinch.
Hogan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Time throws a head punch that misses.
Hogan has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Time is working Hogan over against the cage.

Hogan breaks the clinch.

Time closes the distance and clinches.

Time tightens his grip and picks Hogan up, before dumping him to the ground. Hogan manages to land in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Hogan is pulling down on Time's head to control his posture.
Time working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Time wants to pass the guard but Hogan is keeping the position.
Hogan is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Time throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hogan is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Time throwing strikes from guard but Hogan blocks nicely.
Time has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Time in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hulk Hogan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Hogan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Time moves away.
Time lands with a thumping leg kick.
A low kick from Time misses
and Hogan counters with a right hand to the body.
Time lands with a shot to the body.
Hogan lands with an uppercut that bounces Time off the cage and back into range.
Hogan lands a head shot.
Hogan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Time bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hogan misses with a hook.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Time - that will leave a mark!
Time lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hulk Hogan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hogan slaps away a takedown attempt from Time, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Hogan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hogan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Time.
A shot to the liver by Hogan. Beautiful body shot.

Time moves into the clinch successfully.
Time lands an elbow that stopped Hogan in his tracks for a moment.
Time lands a shot to the body.
Hogan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Time blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Time tries to work over Hogan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Time misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Hogan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hogan has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Time avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Time tries to score a body lock takedown but Hogan shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Hogan struggles to land a body shot inside as Time controls his hands.
Time lands a body punch.
Hogan is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Time fails to land.
Hogan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hogan works on Time's body with a couple of short punches.
Hogan struggles to land a body shot inside as Time controls his hands.
Hogan blocks a body shot from Time.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hogan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Time controls the action.
Hogan is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Hogan blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Time digs a right hand underneath Hogan's ribcage. Hogan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Time goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Time tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Hogan.
Time lands with a right to the head.
A short left from Hogan.
Hogan scores with a shoulder strike.
Time lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hogan is working Time over against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hogan.
Hogan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hogan blocks a body shot from Time.
Time stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Time misses with a punch to the body.
Time tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hogan's elbow.
Hogan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hogan tries to score a body lock takedown but Time shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Prime Time has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hulk Hogan.
Hogan lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Time tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hogan's elbow.
Time lands with a short shot to the head.
Hogan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.

Hogan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Time lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hogan lands with a nice body punch.
Time has a takedown stuffed.
Hogan scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Time shoots in but Hogan avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Hogan takes a swing at Time's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Hulk Hogan just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Hulk Hogan's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hogan lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hogan. Time does a little dance to reset his feet.
Time looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Time throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hogan's waist but Hogan gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Time off to one side.
Hogan works Time's body with a nice hook.
Hogan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hogan takes a swing at Time's ribcage but misses.
Time walks into a stiff left hand from Hogan.
Hogan misses with a wild body shot.
Time moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hogan. Time does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Time takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hogan lands with a good body shot.
Time throws out a leg kick but Hogan moves out of range and Time only half commits.
Time ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hogan moves away.
Hogan cracks a nice hook into Time's ribs.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Hogan scores with a nice head shot.
Good exchange - Hogan coming out on top.
Time is looking to score with low kicks.
Time closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hogan circles away.
Time throws the left hand but Hogan avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Time throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hogan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hogan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A solid leg kick lands there for Time.
Hogan misses the shot to the body.
Time looks to score with a jab to the body but Hogan is just out of range.
Time tries a low kick but Hogan avoids it.
Hogan checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Time is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hogan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prime Time. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogan digs a good body shot into Time's ribs.
Time misses the body punch
and Hogan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Time looks for a takedown but Hogan sprawls well.
Hogan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Time.
Hogan lands a nice shot that snaps Time's head back.
Time shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hogan pinned against the cage. Hogan gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Time fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hogan manages to avoid it.
Hogan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Time throws a head kick that Hogan semi-blocks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogan connects with a looping right hand.
Time takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hogan scores with a jab.
Hogan scores with a decent looking hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Time moves in looking to clinch but Hogan pushes him off.
Time is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hogan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Time misses with a jab to the body
and Hogan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Time thinking.
Hogan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Time was well out of range. Poor timing from Hogan.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Time keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hogan.
Time throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hogan counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogan dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Hulk Hogan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

A nice inside leg kick there by Time. That's going to slow Hogan down.
Time misses with a low kick as Hogan jumps back.
Time takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hogan misses with a wild body shot.
Hogan lands a glancing blow to the side of Time's head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hogan checks a leg kick.
Hogan misses with a looping right.
Hogan just misses with a punch to the body.
Time throws out a leg kick but Hogan moves out of range and Time only half commits.
Time is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hogan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hogan misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Time wants to land a leg kick but Hogan is out of range.
Hogan scores with a three punch combo!
Time is looking to slow Hogan down with leg kicks.
Hogan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hogan lands with a nice body punch.
Time pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Time fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Time falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hogan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hogan connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hogan lands a head shot.
Hogan avoids the body shot from Time.
Time misses with a low kick as Hogan jumps back.
Time keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheers as Hogan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Time doesn't seem phased though.
Hogan changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Time throws a leg kick but Hogan moved away.
Hogan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hogan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Time throws a lazy head kick
and Hogan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Prime Time has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hulk Hogan is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Time takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hogan lands with a straight right. Time didn't see that one coming.
Hogan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Time looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hogan throws a jab but it's blocked by Time.
Hogan displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Time.
Hogan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Time closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hogan misses with a wild body shot.
Time throws a leg kick but Hogan moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogan clobbers Time with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Time throws a push kick but Hogan slaps the foot to one side.
Time throws a nice inside leg kick.
Time is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Time throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hogan throws a shot to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Time throws the kick towards the body but Hogan avoids it.
Hogan lands a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Time misses with a low kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hulk Hogan comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hogan has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 46:49
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 46:49
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan retains his super heavyweight title!
Hulk Hogan decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.