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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Vincento (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange comes to the cage accompanied by Fire - Bruce Springsteen. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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224 lbs
7 - 1 - 1 |
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210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Artie Lange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fat Vincento!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vincento pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vincento shoots in but Lange avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Vincento with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lange cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vincento fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Artie Lange has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fat Vincento.
Nice jab there from Lange.
Lange throws a one two combo.
Lange bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vincento with a poor takedown
and Lange scores with a counter punch that sends Vincento to the canvas! Lange smells blood - he's punishing Vincento with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Vincento has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Artie Lange!
During a confident post fight interview, Artie Lange thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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