PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Veni Domine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Domine comes to the cage accompanied by Pagan's Mind - Through Osiris Eyes . Condoms has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Domine
vs
Condoms

185 cm
28
190 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

188 cm
24
194 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Veni Domine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Eyehate Condoms!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Domine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Condoms was well out of range. Poor timing from Domine.
Domine lands with an overhand left.
Domine misses with a left hand
and Condoms counters with a low kick, right behind Domine 's knee.
Domine thows a body shot but no joy.
Domine throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Domine gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Domine has a couple of punches blocked by Condoms.
Condoms's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Condoms is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Condoms tries to break the clinch but Domine is controlling the position.
Condoms misses with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Domine.

It looks like Eyehate Condoms has been cut.
Domine avoiding damage.
Domine lands a body shot in the clinch.
Domine presses Condoms against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Domine lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Domine has Condoms pushed against the cage.
Condoms blocks a body shot from Domine.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms wants to break the clinch but can't.
Condoms wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Condoms misses with a body punch.
Condoms wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Domine just leaning against Condoms, taking a breather.
Condoms wants to break free but Domine has control.
A short body shot lands from Condoms as the two fighters clinch.
Condoms using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Domine has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Domine gets through Condoms's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Domine swings wildly with an uppercut but Condoms uses good head movement to avoid it.
Condoms can't break the clinch.
Condoms working hard to break the clinch.

Condoms's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Condoms tries to land a leg kick but Domine saw it coming and moves away.
Condoms throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Condoms has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Condoms there as he acknowledges the shot.
Domine checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Domine misses with an uppercut.
Condoms throws a nice outside leg kick.
Condoms ducks under a wild hook from Domine.
Domine moves in looking to clinch but Condoms pushes him off.
Domine works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Condoms misses with a body kick.
Domine throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Domine ducks under a wild hook from Condoms.
Some bone on bone action there as Domine checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Domine just misses with a punch to the body.
Condoms throws a head kick but Domine moves out of range.
Condoms tries to land a leg kick but Domine saw it coming and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms looks to land a right hand but Domine moved out of range.
Veni Domine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Condoms fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Domine manages to avoid it.
Domine smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Domine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Condoms manages to avoid it.
Condoms finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Domine throws a right hand that misses
letting Condoms counter with a right hand.
Condoms avoids the body shot from Domine.
Domine misses with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a low kick, right behind Domine 's knee.
Domine misses with a combination
and Condoms counters with a nice low kick that buckles Domine's knee momentarily.
Condoms tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Domine throws a looping overhand right but Condoms ducks down to avoid it.
Condoms throws a front kick aimed at Domine's knee but Domine avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Domine throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Condoms pivots, looking for a leg kick but Domine is out of range and Condoms settles back down.
Condoms works the jab nicely.
Domine misses with a lunging right hand
and Condoms counters with a good low kick that Domine was not able to check.
Condoms tries a head kick but it misses.
Domine lands a nice shot that snaps Condoms's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Domine lands a glancing blow to the side of Condoms's head.
Domine fails with an attempt to clinch.
Condoms scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A cross from Domine lands.

Domine has managed to clinch.
Domine lands a hook that snaps the head of Condoms backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Veni Domine dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyehate Condoms's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Domine cracks Condoms with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Domine has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Condoms to stand back up!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Condoms throws a front kick aimed at Domine's knee but Domine avoids it well.
Domine cracks Condoms with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Condoms is rocked!
Domine scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Condoms doesn't seem bothered though.
Condoms is still on wobbly legs! Can Domine finish him?
Domine throws a right hand that misses
and Condoms counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Domine clobbers Condoms with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Domine throws a body punch but Condoms moves out of range.
Domine fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Condoms to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Condoms looks to clinch but Domine throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Condoms taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Veni Domine!
A relieved looking Veni Domine thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.