PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sam Snoozer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dis Tion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snoozer comes to the cage accompanied by Prodigy - Spitfire. Tion has chosen The Prodigy 'Omen' as his entrance music. Dis Tion has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Sam Snoozer's chin.

Snoozer
vs
Tion

205 cm
24
188 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

179 cm
25
184 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Springfield HW Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sam Snoozer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dis Tion!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snoozer digs a good hook to Tion's body.
Snoozer takes a swing at Tion's ribcage but misses.
Snoozer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Snoozer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Snoozer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Snoozer does it's job there.
Tion throws a right and a left that Snoozer avoids nicely.
No joy there for Snoozer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tion uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snoozer.
Tion walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tion is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tion pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No joy there for Snoozer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Tion fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Snoozer, pushing him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Snoozer.
Tion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Snoozer throws a punch but it's blocked by Tion.
Snoozer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Snoozer throws a head punch that misses.
Snoozer looking for a takedown.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tion creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Snoozer tries a body shot but Tion blocks it.
Tion trying to control the position but instead, Snoozer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Tion into the cage.
Snoozer can't find room to land a body shot as Tion controls the action.
A shot in the inside from Snoozer.
Snoozer struggles to land a body shot inside as Tion controls his hands.
Snoozer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snoozer wants to get back to striking at distance but Tion won't allow it.
Snoozer lands a body shot.
Tion lands with a short shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snoozer tries to throw a body punch but Tion avoids it by throwing Snoozer back against the cage.
Snoozer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Snoozer can't get the takedown.
Snoozer misses with a hook from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Tion.
Tion tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Snoozer lands a left hand.
Snoozer is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Tion is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sam Snoozer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snoozer is looking to take this one to the mat.
Snoozer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snoozer can't find room to land a body shot as Tion controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snoozer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Tion pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Snoozer misses with a punch on the inside.
Snoozer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snoozer throws a head punch that misses.
Tion lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Snoozer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tion tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Snoozer's elbow.
Snoozer misses with a punch to the body.
Tion can't find room to land a body shot as Snoozer controls the action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tion.
Tion wants to stall.
Snoozer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tion's elbow.
Tion misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tion displaying some good clinch control by pressing Snoozer up against the cage.
Tion lands a right hand that snaps the head of Snoozer backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Tion.

Snoozer is rocked!
Tion doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Oh Snoozer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Snoozer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Tion.
Tion swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tion.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snoozer.
Snoozer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snoozer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Snoozer blocks an uppercut.
Tion working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snoozer.
Tion has a couple of punches blocked by Snoozer.
Tion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tion misses with the head strike.
Tion taking a breather.
Tion swings wildly with an uppercut but Snoozer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Snoozer misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tion misses with a punch on the inside.
Tion swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tion swings wildly with an uppercut but Snoozer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tion throws a punch but it's blocked by Snoozer.
Snoozer misses with a punch to the body.
Tion fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tion stalling the fight.
Tion misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snoozer can't find room to land a body shot as Tion controls the action.
Snoozer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tion tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tion misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sam Snoozer will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Snoozer moves out of range of the strikes.
Snoozer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tion slips under a jab.
Snoozer misses with an uppercut
and Tion makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Snoozer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tion.
A shot to the liver by Tion. Beautiful body shot.
Tion fails with an attempt to clinch.
Snoozer connects with an inside leg kick.
Snoozer misses the shot to the body.
Snoozer swings for the body but Tion moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Tion.
Snoozer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tion feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Snoozer's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tion missing with a left hand there. Snoozer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A combination from Tion does no damage.
Snoozer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snoozer misses with a shot to the body
and Tion counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Snoozer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tion manages to avoid it.
Snoozer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tion moves away.
Snoozer looks to land a combination but Tion avoids it well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Snoozer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sam Snoozer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snoozer walks straight into a right hand from Tion - that's dropped him! Tion jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Snoozer from any more punishment! Snoozer complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dis Tion!
Dis Tion thanked the fans post fight for their support.