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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hippie Smasher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler McDrunken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smasher comes to the cage accompanied by Who's Your Daddy - Lordi. Tyler McDrunken will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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145 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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178 cm
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152 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Counter striker
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hippie Smasher!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyler McDrunken!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Smasher with that takedown attempt.
McDrunken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Smasher with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McDrunken to score with a decent uppercut.
Smasher is rocked!
It looks like Hippie Smasher has been cut.
Smasher fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Oh Smasher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
McDrunken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
No luck for Smasher with that takedown attempt.
Smasher seems to have got his legs back now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hippie Smasher. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smasher moves out of range of the strikes.
McDrunken throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDrunken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McDrunken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Smasher.
McDrunken connects with a single shot there.
McDrunken swings for the body but Smasher moves out of range.
McDrunken clobbers Smasher with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McDrunken cracks Smasher with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Smasher tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but McDrunken pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Smasher is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyler McDrunken! Tyler McDrunken retains his featherweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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