PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Salem Nickleback (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Krzysztof Slodzinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Krzysztof Slodzinski was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Nickleback
vs
Slodzinski

201 cm
22
239 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

186 cm
19
225 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Salem Nickleback!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Krzysztof Slodzinski!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slodzinski looks to land a combination but Nickleback avoids it well.
Nickleback looks to throw the jab but Slodzinski is out of range.
Slodzinski tries to bum rush Nickleback with a series of wild strikes but Nickleback uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A nice inside leg kick there by Slodzinski. That's going to slow Nickleback down.
Nickleback on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Slodzinski moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slodzinski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Slodzinski.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nickleback throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Slodzinski's waist but Slodzinski gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nickleback off to one side.
Slodzinski avoids the body shot from Nickleback.
Nickleback will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Slodzinski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nickleback circles away quickly and effectively.
Nickleback swings for the body but Slodzinski moves out of range.
Slodzinski displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nickleback throws out the jab.
Nickleback throws a lazy right hand but Slodzinski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slodzinski throws a right hand that Nickleback ducks under and follows up with a left that Nickleback also avoids with ease.
A jab lands there for Slodzinski.
Slodzinski wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slodzinski slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nickleback takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Nickleback throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nickleback tried to score with a low kick but Slodzinski checks it.
Slodzinski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nickleback.
Slodzinski throws a right hand that Nickleback ducks under and follows up with a left that Nickleback also avoids with ease.
Nickleback on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slodzinski. Slodzinski obviously looking to wear him down.
Slodzinski misses with a series of wild punches.
Left hook, right uppercut from Slodzinski.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nickleback takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nickleback swings widly with a right hand
and Slodzinski counters with a straight right hand.
Slodzinski connects with a crisp jab.
Nickleback moves out of range of the body kick.
Slodzinski throws a right hand that Nickleback ducks under and follows up with a left that Nickleback also avoids with ease.
Slodzinski looks gassed!
Slodzinski avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slodzinski tries to land a front kick but Nickleback steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nickleback thows a body shot but no joy.
Nickleback misses with a hook.
Nickleback misses with a body shot.
Nickleback misses with a hook to the body
and Slodzinski counters with a left and a right that stings Nickleback.

Nickleback fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Slodzinski to the ground. Nickleback is now in Slodzinski's guard.
Nickleback trying to control but Slodzinski is working from the bottom.

Nickleback drops back looking for a leg! Slodzinski is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Slodzinski manages to kick Nickleback off! Nickleback jumps back into Slodzinski's guard.
Slodzinski wants to sweep here but Nickleback controlling him for the moment.
Nickleback throws a big elbow that misses.
Slodzinski controlling Nickleback's posture.
Nickleback forces his way into half guard.
Slodzinski really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Nickleback. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Nickleback maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Slodzinski could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Nickleback has cracked it and Slodzinski is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Nickleback!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Salem Nickleback!
In his post fight interview, Salem Nickleback gave a big smile as he said 'This punk ass mothafocka K-rad needs to apologize to me right as Im being handed my belt for making fun of nickleback. That's all.'.