PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ray Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Williams kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is No More Mr. Nice Guy. Fuckwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. call to prayer kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Williams
vs
Fuckwell

180 cm
29
175 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

191 cm
24
194 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ray Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Sergei Dronov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fuckwell slips a straight right by Williams.
Fuckwell lands with a good body shot.
Fuckwell stalks Williams and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Williams's face. Williams staggers backwards, shaken.
Fuckwell scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Williams moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
Fuckwell lands a really nice looking cross but Williams seems unphased.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Williams moves out of range.
Williams rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Williams pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range and Williams settles back down.
Fuckwell scoring well with a low kick there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Williams avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell feints and then cracks Williams's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Williams down.
Fuckwell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Williams's sensitive parts.
Fuckwell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fuckwell cracks Williams with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Fuckwell coming out on top.
Fuckwell ducks under a wild hook from Williams.
Fuckwell jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fuckwell has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fuckwell ducks under a wild hook from Williams.
Fuckwell is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fuckwell connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Williams is just out of range.
Fuckwell thuds a left hand into Williams's body.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Williams lands with a shot to the body.
Fuckwell works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Williams throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A slow jab from Williams misses its intended target.

Williams closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckwell creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Williams misses with a hook from the clinch.
Williams looking to stall.
Williams can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.

Fuckwell manages to break the clinch.
Williams avoids a punch combination nicely.
Williams looks to land a right hand but Fuckwell moved out of range.
Williams takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Williams is rocked!
Fuckwell throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oh Williams is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
Fuckwell misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuckwell misses the target.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Williams was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Williams moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
A swing and a miss from Fuckwell.
A big left from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Williams.
A big left from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell looks gassed!
Fuckwell misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws the left hand but Williams avoids the punch easily.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Williams moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Williams slips the punch.
Williams throws a leg kick but Fuckwell moved away.
Williams avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fuckwell misses with a looping right.

Williams rushes Fuckwell and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Williams slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
Williams is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fuckwell's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Fuckwell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Williams.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Williams had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Fuckwell misses with a series of wild punches.

Williams closes the distance and pushes Fuckwell back into the cage.

Fuckwell manages to break the clinch.
Williams avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Williams blocks it.
Williams uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuckwell.
Williams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuckwell misses with a double jab.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Williams ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fuckwell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.
Fuckwell throws a nice looking combination but Williams bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fuckwell misses with a straight right.
Williams attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell misses with a double jab.
Fuckwell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Williams circles away quickly and effectively.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell dodges the punch combination from Williams.
Fuckwell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Williams bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Williams misses with a hook.
Fuckwell misses with a series of wild punches.
Williams slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
A big left from Williams misses.
Fuckwell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuckwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Williams jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Williams avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams throws a head kick but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Williams thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuckwell misses with a looping left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Williams is out of range.
Fuckwell looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Williams misses with a hook.
Fuckwell throws a right hand that Williams ducks under and follows up with a left that Williams also avoids with ease.
Williams tries to work over Fuckwell's front leg with a kick but Fuckwell checks it.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut. Williams saw that one coming.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Williams moves out of range.
Fuckwell uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Williams.
Fuckwell misses with a series of wild punches.
Fuckwell misses with a looping right.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Williams circles away quickly and effectively.
Fuckwell throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Williams forces Fuckwell back against the cage and clinches.
Fuckwell looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fuckwell swings wildly with an uppercut but Williams uses good head movement to avoid it.
Williams avoids a wild elbow strike from Fuckwell.
Williams dodges an elbow strike from Fuckwell.
Williams blocks the elbow strike.
Williams blocking some punches.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Williams blocks it.
Fuckwell tries to bum rush Williams with a series of wild strikes but Williams uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Williams keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Williams moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Williams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Williams.
A punch combination from Fuckwell misses.
Williams keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Williams moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Williams keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a nice looking combination but Williams bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fuckwell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Williams.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
A big left from Williams misses.
Williams misses with a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Williams.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a few strikes there.
Fuckwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Williams bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Williams was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Williams feints a jab promting Fuckwell to slip. Williams then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fuckwell slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Williams fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Williams takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Williams throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fuckwell cracks Williams with an open hand slap.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Williams avoids it easily.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Williams takes a swing at Fuckwell's ribcage but misses.
Fuckwell thows a leg kick but Williams checks it
and Fuckwell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
Williams swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell cracks Williams with a hook to the temple - Williams is on wobbly legs here! Fuckwell swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Williams falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Fuckwell wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
Post fight, an emotional Eyeonly Fuckwell said 'Know this brothers, for every infidel child you kill, you get an extra virgin in heaven'.