PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burgundy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Die With Your Boots On. Ron Burgundy has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Burgundy
vs
Dog

225 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

173 cm
22
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Prefers standup

Dangerous GnP
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Big Dog!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Burgundy.
Burgundy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Burgundy misses with a double jab.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dog.
Burgundy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Burgundy throws a right and a left that Dog avoids nicely.
Burgundy connects with a high kick.
Dog looks to land a right hand but Burgundy moved out of range.
Dog swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Burgundy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Burgundy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Burgundy wants it to stay on the feet.
Burgundy jabs at Dog's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Burgundy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Big Dog has been cut.
Burgundy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dog takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Left hook, right uppercut from Burgundy.

Burgundy darts in and clinches Dog up against the cage.

Burgundy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ron Burgundy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dog shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Burgundy pinned against the cage. Burgundy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ron Burgundy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Dog.

Burgundy gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Burgundy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Burgundy throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Burgundy throws a nice head kick!
Dog is trying desperately to land a takedown but Burgundy is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Dog.
Burgundy throws a leg kick which misses Dog's front leg but catches the back leg as Dog tries to avoid it.
Dog shoots in for a takedown but Burgundy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dog looks gassed!
Burgundy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dog shoots in for a takedown but Burgundy shows good takedown defense.
Burgundy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dog.
Burgundy lands with a kick to the temple. Dog shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Whack! Burgundy lands a heavy head kick that drops Dog. The ref tackles Burgundy to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Dog was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Ron Burgundy!
A victorious Ron Burgundy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.