PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mustard Kunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pentti Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pentti Ali is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kunt
vs
Ali

181 cm
25
209 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

182 cm
25
210 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mustard Kunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pentti Ali!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Vladimir Khabensky and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Kunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kunt throws a nice inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kunt.
Pentti Ali seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ali slips a jab and a cross from Kunt.
Kunt fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ali.
Kunt throws a leg kick but Ali sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ali slips under a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kunt. Ali does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ali moves out of range of the strikes.
Ali ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ali avoids a kick to the body.
Ali wants to clinch.
Ali displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kunt throws out the jab.
Kunt throws a series of punches but Ali moves out of range.
Kunt takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ali throws a shot from downtown. Kunt moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunt on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Ali misses with a looping left.
Ali connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kunt's hands.
Ali throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ali.
Ali fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ali looks to land a left hand but Kunt moved out of range nicely.
Kunt throws a looping overhand right but Ali ducks down to avoid it.
Ali avoids the body shot from Kunt.
Kunt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ali darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kunt misses with a body kick.
Ali jabs Kunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ali takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kunt throws a body punch but Ali moves out of range.
Kunt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ali moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kunt throws a right hand that Ali ducks under and follows up with a left that Ali also avoids with ease.
Kunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ali.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kunt misses with an uppercut. Ali saw that one coming.
Ali lands a jab.
Ali throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ali is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A big left from Kunt misses.
Kunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ali.
Ali misses with an uppercut.
Ali blocks the body kick.
Ali moves in looking to clinch but Kunt pushes him off.
Kunt takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kunt throws a hook but Ali avoids it easily.
Kunt throws a sloppy head kick and Ali moves out of range easily.
Ali keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kunt attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kunt is breathing heavily.
Kunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kunt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kunt on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kunt takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ali is looking to land body kicks.
Kunt throws a shot from downtown. Ali moves away and avoids it.
Ali avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kunt does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kunt throws a leg kick but Ali checks it.
Kunt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ali catches Kunt with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ali scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Ali sizes up Kunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ali fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ali lands with a cross.
Kunt goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Kunt tries to keep at a distance but Ali has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ali breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ali misses with a straight right.
Kunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ali moves away.
Ali thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kunt takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ali rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ali throws the kick towards the body but Kunt avoids it.
Good shot there by Ali.
Ali throws a jab when Kunt was well out of range.
Kunt misses with a straight right.
Ali lands a jab.
Ali walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Ali takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kunt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pentti Ali will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kunt takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ali lands a nice shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ali thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kunt takes a swing at Ali's ribcage but misses.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ali was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
Ali swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ali throws a right hand that Kunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Kunt also avoids with ease.
An inside leg kick lands from Kunt.
Some wild striking there from Kunt.
Kunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ali.
Nice cross by Ali.
Kunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Kunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Kunt misses with a few strikes there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kunt. Ali does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ali throws a right and a left that Kunt avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Kunt misses.
Kunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ali keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Kunt 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Pentti Ali seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ali checks a leg kick nicely.
Kunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ali manages to avoid it.
Ali displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Kunt lands a body shot.
Ali tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kunt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ali connects with a looping right hand.
Ali is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kunt.
Ali lands a jab.
Kunt looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kunt staying out of range there.
Ali throws a shot to the body.
Kunt just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kunt throws a hook but Ali blocks it.
Kunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ali circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Ali lands with a hook. Kunt tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Good shot there by Ali.
Kunt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ali.
Kunt throws a hook but Ali avoids it easily.
Kunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ali fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kunt works Ali's body with a nice hook.
Ali lands a body shot.
Ali tries to bum rush Kunt with a series of wild strikes but Kunt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kunt avoids the body shot from Ali.
Ali throws a right hand that Kunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Kunt also avoids with ease.
Kunt misses with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali scores with a shot to the body.
Kunt misses with a wild body shot.
Ali throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kunt on the side of the head.
Kunt walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ali checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ali moves out of range as Kunt throws a body kick.
A jab from Ali finds it's way through Kunt's defenses.
Kunt takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ali slips a jab and a cross from Kunt.
Kunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ali tries to close the distance and clinch but Kunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ali lands a jab-cross combination.
Kunt throws a big shot that misses.
Ali throws a hook to the side of Kunt's head but Kunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kunt throws a looping overhand right but Ali ducks down to avoid it.
Ali closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ali moves out of range as Kunt strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kunt throws a hook but Ali avoids it easily.
Ali rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kunt takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Decent striking displayed by Ali there.
Ali dodges the punch combination from Kunt.
Kunt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ali moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ali lands a slapping body shot.
Ali swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kunt.
A jab from Ali finds it's way through Kunt's defenses.
Kunt misses with a wild body shot.
Ali cracks Kunt with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ali with a nice cross.
Ali attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ali dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ali wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pentti Ali comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ali has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight for Pentti Ali!
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight for Pentti Ali!
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight for Pentti Ali!

Pentti Ali wins by unanimous decision!
Pentti Ali decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.