PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between John Guinness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and White Widow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guinness's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Trooper. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Guinness
vs
Widow

185 cm
21
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

179 cm
25
153 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Guinness!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, White Widow!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guinness throws a series of punches but Widow moves out of range.
Guinness really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Widow shoots for a double leg takedown but Guinness sprawls well. He's pushed Widow's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

Widow rushes Guinness and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Widow has Guinness pushed against the cage.
Guinness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Widow's efforts to push away.

Widow pulls guard effortlessly.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Widow scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Widow avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Guinness fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guinness fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Widow looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Guinness throws a series of strikes that have Widow backpedaling.

Widow gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Come on Widow - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A bit of stalling here from Guinness.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Widow as Guinness tries to tie him up.
Widow is looking to take this one to the mat.
John Guinness has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of White Widow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guinness pushes Widow back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Widow has Guinness pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Guinness manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Guinness looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Widow has clasped his hands together around Guinness's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Widow grinds an elbow into Guinness's temple.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Widow working the ground and pound from side control.
Widow lands a few punches from side control.
Check out the look on Widow's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Guinness is pushing Widow's head away, looking to escape. Widow manages to hold on to the position though.
Guinness is looking to reverse the position.
Widow scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Guinness to see if he's OK.
Guinness is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Widow is putting a hurting on Guinness here, landing some big shots from side control.

Guinness is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Widow lands a strong strike to the head of Guinness. That's dazed him! Widow looking to finish here. Guinness is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Widow lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). White Widow!