PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elliot Ness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nahka Vitonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vitonen has chosen Klamydia - Junttihinttirunkkari as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Ness
vs
Vitonen

191 cm
25
245 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

197 cm
24
270 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

[CBK] Legal Highs ↑ 160Q STAMINA + ENERGY
[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation

[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Elliot Ness!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nahka Vitonen!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ness throws the kick towards the body but Vitonen avoids it.
Ness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ness misses with a straight left.
Sloppy strikes from Vitonen. Those never looked like landing.
Vitonen just misses with a punch to the body.
Ness changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
An inside leg kick from Vitonen misses.
Vitonen loads up on a big right hand but Ness slips the punch.
Ness tries to clinch there but Vitonen circles away.
Ness throws a body punch but Vitonen moves out of range.
Ness keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vitonen.
Ness slips under a jab from Vitonen.
Ness tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Vitonen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Vitonen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Ness finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Ness tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vitonen was well out of range. Poor timing from Ness.
Ness looks to throw a body kick
and Ness takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Elliot Ness has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vitonen checks the leg kick nicely there.
A slow jab from Vitonen misses its intended target.
Ness misses with a looping left.
Nice cross by Ness.
Vitonen thuds a left hand into Ness's body.
Vitonen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Vitonen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Vitonen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ness.
An inside leg kick lands from Ness.
Vitonen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ness manages to avoid it.
Ness looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ness misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vitonen.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ness, right into the meat.
Vitonen lands a nice looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vitonen scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A nice leg kick lands there from Vitonen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ness uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Vitonen.
Vitonen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ness. Vitonen does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vitonen. Ness does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ness takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Vitonen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Vitonen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ness tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ness is breathing heavily.
Ness throws a hook but Vitonen avoids it easily.
Elliot Ness seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice cross by Vitonen.
Ness ducks under a wild hook from Vitonen.
Vitonen throws a series of punches but Ness avoids them all with ease.
Ness pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vitonen is out of range and Ness settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vitonen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Vitonen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ness.
Ness misses with a looping right.
Vitonen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vitonen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ness throws a right and a left that Vitonen avoids nicely.
Ness takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vitonen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ness's sensitive parts.
Vitonen thows a body shot but no joy.
Ness moves out of range as Vitonen strikes.
Vitonen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ness thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vitonen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ness at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ness lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ness throws a body punch but Vitonen moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vitonen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Vitonen lands a slapping body shot.
Vitonen lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Vitonen feints a jab promting Ness to slip. Vitonen then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ness slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Vitonen lands with a nice body punch.
Vitonen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Vitonen lands with a kick to the ribs.
Vitonen darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Elliot Ness's cut is getting worse.
Ness takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vitonen jabs at Ness's body.
Ness takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Vitonen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ness slips under a jab from Vitonen.
Ness misses the shot to the body.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Vitonen scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vitonen stuns Ness with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vitonen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Vitonen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Vitonen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Vitonen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Vitonen misses with a wild combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vitonen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Ness is rocked!

Elliot Ness's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Vitonen misses with an uppercut. Ness saw that one coming.
Oh Ness is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ness avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vitonen ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Ness's jaw. Ness's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Vitonen does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nahka Vitonen!
After the big win, Nahka Vitonen made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Vandal Fight Boutique (prices $8 - $30) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.